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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

Posted on 5/15/21 at 4:31 am
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14046 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 4:31 am
a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again



let’s hear the worst jokes you got
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 4:32 am
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
35109 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 4:33 am to
quote:

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?


Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14046 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 4:36 am to
you cheated, that answer works for anything
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28168 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 4:48 am to
A prostitute won't shatter your eye socket at the pallet store.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
35109 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 4:48 am to
I'm so bad at jokes that jokes tell me.


Hiyo!!
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
20047 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 5:48 am to
What the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a hooker with diarrhea?

You shuck one between fits, and you frick one between shits
Posted by BigBobbyStorey
New Lodge, Belfast
Member since May 2021
1058 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:10 am to
thing guy bringing it all back full circle.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27908 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:12 am to
Drugs can kill you


Poon ain't never kilt no one
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:20 am to
A pair of jumper cables walked in the bar the bartender said you can have a couple drinks just don’t start anything
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27908 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 6:34 am to
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer ?

A golfer goes whack oh shite

A Skydiver goes oh shite whack
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4718 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 8:23 am to
Half-dozen blondes walk into a bar cheering “15 months, 15 months!”. Bartender asks “what are we celebrating tonight, ladies?”

Blonde says “ we finished a puzzle in 15 months, and on the box it said 2 to 3 years”.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14940 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:13 am to
Drug Dealer: wants profit and everything else be damned.
Prostitute: just trying to earn an honest living utilizing her God given talents.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11000 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:15 am to
Dealer: Come with the goods
Prostitute: Come on the goods
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:17 am to
Watch Investigation Discovery and you'll change your tune
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100626 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:55 am to
I frick prostitutes but drug dealers usually frick me
Posted by BesNick
Member since May 2021
10 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 12:16 pm to
Your answer made my day
Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
743 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 12:19 pm to
Me: What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

My kid: I don’t know?

Me: So you’re the one!
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22628 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 1:11 pm to
Prostitutes: they got, they sell it, and they still got it.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3873 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 1:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 4:50 pm
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