Ever been mounted by a cow or had one try? *not a bull...a female cow

First for me. Scary situation. Very friendly cow but acts like a dog. Thought I was gonna be the first person ever to take an udder up the bunghole.

Honestly, I didn’t know what was happening. Felt shear terror because 2 bulls and some horses where in there also. None of which are under 1000lbs.
I was immediately taken down from behind and it was obvious it had reared up and came down from up high towards my shoulders.
I scrambled out with relatively minor injuries but banged up pretty good. Bunghole intact though.
I’m not lactose intolerant but I want no part of an udder in my arse or the other guy there showing up and finding a fricked up cow dry humping my dead corpse. Would he have told my family the details?

Obviously they don’t have erect udders but I can’t get an erection either but I’ve jammed into my wife a few times. Just stuffed it in. She reminds me of a cow so it could be a correlation between the two.

But on a serious note, it was really a scary and traumatizing situation so I’m trying to make light of it all. I really don’t know what the cow was doing but with the horses and bulls also in there, I didn’t want to end up in a Mr. Hands situation since I wasn’t sure which animal It was at that moment. Or mauled and trampled.
My job requires me to feed them in the pen and keep them gentle around people. I must be really terrible at it or way too good at it. I don’t think I can get back in that pen. I just can’t. Been around livestock my entire life but this one shook me.
I should get to see the whole encounter on the cameras installed there but I don’t know if I want to bring it up to the owner if he hasn’t checked yet. He usually does only if something happened. I doubt he checks video of all the cameras every evening but these are his pride and joys of the farm.
But he is gonna want to know why I won’t keep feeding in there with no protection. (It’s pouring feed in a trough in the middle of a pen.)
I’m also worried about how I probably acted like a wuss and possibly screamed like a woman. (Maybe a few tears and hyperventilating once I was out of danger...but that’s not proven)

Sorry this is kind of long and weird. I needed to vent this bc im not telling my wife I’m scared of a cow or my friends either. But maybe I’m thinking too much into it but now is kinda funny but I’m not getting back I that pen alone no matter what if at all.
Also the OT would be the perfect place to post this.