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Does King Kong Have a Penis?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:34 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:34 am

Discuss
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:37 am to theunknownknight
Yeah and it’s name is Tommy Lee
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:45 am to theunknownknight
More like King Dong amirite?
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 11:47 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:46 am to theunknownknight
I will not oppress Kong by assigning him a gender
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:47 am to theunknownknight
He's a grower not a shower
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:51 am to theunknownknight
The original poster for Skull Island


Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:51 am to theunknownknight
Yeah, but here's the thing: humans have our primate relatives beat in dick size. Humans proportionately are hung like a horse in comparison.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 11:54 am to theunknownknight
Have fun with the web ads that are about to follow you.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:57 pm to theunknownknight
Has anyone ever told you that you're hung like a gorilla?
If so, it wasn't a compliment
If so, it wasn't a compliment

Posted on 4/9/21 at 12:59 pm to theunknownknight
What a strange thought on a nice spring Friday
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:07 pm to theunknownknight
I read somewhere that the average gorilla pecker is about 2".....I guess you could scale that up and see what you come up with.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:29 pm to theunknownknight
He has the red thing like a dog. He keeps it retracted most of the time in case he needs to square off with Godzilla.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:45 pm to Midget Death Squad
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I will not oppress Kong by assigning him a gender
That doesnt work in this case. If you were that woke you would realize that the existence of a penis has nothing to do with zim's gender.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 1:52 pm to theunknownknight
Ackshually...
Kong is a grower, not a shower.
Kong is a grower, not a shower.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 2:04 pm to AURaptor
Speaking of Godzilla, you could ask the same about him
Posted on 4/9/21 at 2:30 pm to TheeRealCarolina
quote:
Speaking of Godzilla, you could ask the same about him
In his case size would not matter. He got that radioactive wang.
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