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re: Pickle penetration pleasure on private property prohibited

Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:28 am to
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4228 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Andy, these kerosene cucumbers taste like sh....
- Deputy B. Fife


This will go underappreciated.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67143 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:28 am to
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a large uneaten pickle


Everybody knows you’re supposed to eat some of the pickle before you shove it in your arse. Rookie
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36348 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:29 am to
Doesn't sound very kosher at all.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48887 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Stories like this are Vlassic.




Sounds like it was a big dill.

Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:47 am to
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Eric was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while masturbating."
Sounds like he got himself quite a pickle into himself?


You are not going to get this kind of quality content anywhere else.
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 7:48 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120047 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:56 am to
Thread title of the year.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:00 am to
jerkin’ with a gherkin
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 8:17 am
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78255 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:05 am to
I mean who hasn't done this?
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9671 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:07 am to
He picked a peck of pickled penises
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33711 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:10 am to
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Eric was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while masturbating


That is just a bunch of words that do not belong together in the same sentence.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11608 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:10 am to


This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 8:12 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12679 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:17 am to
Peter Piper packed a pickled pecker proctologically.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1418 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:21 am to
A tickled and pickled prostate!
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23087 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:40 am to
Look how proud he is of himself. Smug little shite.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18073 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:47 am to
Upvoted on thread title alone
Posted by Johnpettigrew
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2017
1633 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:53 am to


[quote]Cucumber > pickle [quote]
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
49459 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 8:56 am to
quote:

lying flat on his back in front of a townhouse
this would not be a story if he wasn't on the front lawn. That is what makes it Florida Man. If he would have stayed inside he could have done this all day.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 9:04 am to
This story makes me want to cuke my guts out.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 9:24 am to
if that isn't a "don't care, had anal pickle sex" smirk, I don't know what is
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 3/16/21 at 11:50 am to
Sorry for partying.
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