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re: Gravy says it’s y’all’s fault we are freezing because we dared to live our lives

Posted on 2/17/21 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39582 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 2:54 pm to
So the bad weather came because people gathered with family, ate, and thanked God for the ability to do so?

Why does Gravy hate Jesus?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124973 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:08 pm to
Gravy worships the Lard Almighty
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39582 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Gravy worships the Lard Almighty


Bacon grease is not a beverage.
Posted by Hud0326
Member since Dec 2019
361 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:33 pm to
The valves rattling in his car is hilarious. I would say it sounds like a 1982 Chevette, but no way that lardass is fitting in a Chevette
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Gravy worships the Lard Almighty




Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
2558 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

The valves rattling in his car is hilarious.

That's probably the mechanical valves in his congested heart.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101999 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

This guy is running for US Congress


I can't wait to vote for him over the people who are actually really accomplished at being corrupt.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
42310 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:45 pm to
He blames the cold on us

I blame the total demise of BR on he and his cronies

Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41201 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 3:45 pm to
could you imagine being dumb enough to donate money to this retarded fat frick?
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69395 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 4:54 pm to
so hes a conspiracy theorist? Pretty typical of democrats.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124973 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Serious question--who?


Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Davy Crockett

Born to a family in Baton Rudge,
Big fat fricker like a pile of fudge,
Raised in Florida and golly gee,
He can kill a whole bucket from KFC,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

He can single handedly shut down a whole buffet,
Then say he didn’t like it and refuse to pay,
If anyone dares to give him some lip,
He’ll call them a racist and not leave a tip,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When Alton Sterling got his thug self killed,
Gravy knew he had some 5x pants to fill,
So he jiggled down, to the Triple S,
And made himself a name in the big protest,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When the GoFundMe money didn’t come his way,
He threw a fit on the metro council meeting day,
When they’d had enough, and hauled his arse away,
From the rear of the paddy wagon sparks did spray,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he says “Guhd Aftanoon” on his FB page,
Fake tears rollin down his cheeks as he screams in rage,
He picked him a fight with ol’ Silky Slim,
Then a bunch of the hood rats went and turned on him,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he can’t get money since the media went,
So he’s stuck living in his mom’s basement,
Even though his shirt, could double as a tent,
He should pay the OT, we keep him relevant,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he’s waddling for office ‘Cause he cannot run,
Gonna tip the scales of justice since he weighs a ton,
And on the off chance, that he gets a win,
He’ll just end up in prison due to corruption,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,



Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 5:32 pm to
How does mother nature respond to people who use current situations to bribe banks? You know.. Like convincing them they need to "donate" to "the community" and then keeps all the money?
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3644 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 5:33 pm to
One of my favorite creations

Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 5:40 pm to
I bet this won’t be considered a conspiracy theory by the MSM

That’s if anything this POS says is ever picked up by the MSM
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 5:41 pm to
And this pile of worthless shite believes he's qualified for Congress?

Still living in his Momma's house.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124973 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 6:06 pm to
Talcum X loves Gravy
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 6:35 pm to


lol
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19325 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Thats why we at the house..."
well technically he’s at his mama’s house because he owes back child support ,that and he is scared that sillky slime is gonna put hands on him
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3644 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Thats why we at the house..


Recorded from in his car
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3644 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 7:02 pm to
Here's all you need to know about his level of support. He managed to obtain thousands of "followers" when his connie rant went viral but the truth is in the numbers when he asked for campaign volunteers a day ago.



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