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re: Gorillas at San Diego zoo test positive for covid

Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43390 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:12 pm to
Is this how Planet of the Apes starts out?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65877 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:18 pm to
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Members of a gorilla troop at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park have tested positive for the coronavirus.
“Clint Eastwood”
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10502 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:19 pm to
I might pay to see someone put a mask on a gorilla.

Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:19 pm to
I want to watch the video of handlers trying to put masks on the gorillas
Posted by KickPuncher
Member since Jun 2020
754 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:42 pm to
If those gorillas would have just worn their masks for 2 weeks.
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33746 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:47 pm to
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Gorillas at San Diego zoo test positive for covid


Bet they add them to the daily positive count.
Posted by ShaneTheMaster
Tampa, FL
Member since Nov 2009
2930 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 4:18 pm to
Racist!!!!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65877 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 5:25 pm to
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I might pay to see someone put a mask on a gorilla.
We all wear masks.
Posted by mays
Member since Jul 2018
891 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 5:33 pm to
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I thought the current narrative was that we didn’t have enough tests?


Who the frick is saying that? You can drive up to be tested at 20 places in under 5 minutes in Houston. We’ve done over 275,000,000 tests.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12491 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:14 pm to
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I knew Harambe didn't die from being shot. That was just a cover-up.


Masks on for Harambe.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17750 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 7:01 pm to
good
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 7:11 pm to
Or a mutated nuclear dinosaur that is 400 ft tall
Posted by StarryNight
Member since Jul 2020
100 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 7:59 pm to
Some people enjoy it and want them to dig deeper. I wish this was the Babylon bee. It not. Its from the rolling stone. They request that the tester to stop being so gentle. They are calling it a "nussy" and really get into it.
quote:

“It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” 27-year-old writer Gabe Bergado told Rolling Stone of why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy” — a mashup of “nose” plus a vulgar term for the vagina, a portmanteau for describing sexualized nostril interactions.

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said Abby Tannenbaum, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose.



LINK

NY post article


This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 8:01 pm
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 8:32 pm to
They're just 2 weeks behind the giraffes
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54183 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 8:36 pm to
They will be moved to the from off the vaccine line.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 8:37 pm to
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Gorillas at San Diego zoo test positive for covid


Those frickers gave us herpes and HIV. Paybacks a bitch.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 8:38 pm to
Didn’t some tigers or something at the Bronx zoo test positive early on in the pandemic? I thought I read that.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6621 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 8:46 pm to
Dicks out for Harambe.
This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 8:47 pm
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