To the person who invented the reversible belt

It was made for cheap people and not unsophisticated people.

Frugal

Me either.

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If they were made of any sort of quality material, I would not hate them so much, but they fall apart faster than a Chinese radio.

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This is my issue with them. But, to be fair, there is an overabundance of shitty belts on the market these days.

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If they were made of any sort of quality material, I would not hate them so much, but they fall apart faster than a Chinese radio.

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A quality reversible belt doesn’t exist, because the very nature of how you wear it (flexing the leather one direction for a while, then the other direction) is fricking terrible for the look of the leather. Quality leather wouldn’t actually wear out, but it would still look creased. There’s a reason watch guys will tell you to never bend a new watch strap the “wrong way” in an attempt to break it in.

So, they make reversible belts out of shite leather, knowing anyone buying one will likely either 1. Barely wear it or 2. Replace it for another shitty belt in the relative near future.

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Mine broke so I switched to a rope belt just like Jethro and Elly Mae

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I hear romex belts are coming back into style.

They always break where the twisty thingy and the tiny little shite screws are mounted. I don’t care for dem.

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It was made for cheap people and not unsophisticated people.

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Frugal people know what's up.

I feel the same way about the guy that invented these reversible underwear.

ETA: It had to be a guy.