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How is it possible for women to lose all spatial and situational awareness
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:28 pm
When grocery shopping?
They just make complete and full stops in the middle of the aisle, whip their cart around 180° without considering people are around them, or just stop/leave their cart in the middle of the aisle where no one can pass.
And if they're on the phone, you might as well give them a 20 ft buffer because they're essentially drunk drivers at that point.
/rant
They just make complete and full stops in the middle of the aisle, whip their cart around 180° without considering people are around them, or just stop/leave their cart in the middle of the aisle where no one can pass.
And if they're on the phone, you might as well give them a 20 ft buffer because they're essentially drunk drivers at that point.
/rant
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Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:31 pm to upgrayedd
Let me check with my butler and house keeper whom does all of our grocery shopping and get back to you.
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:31 pm to upgrayedd
Not touching this.
This post was edited on 11/9/20 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:32 pm to upgrayedd
My wife is the smartest human being I've ever met. Literally a genius...... Until she sits behind the steering wheel
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:33 pm to SuperSaint
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Let me check with my butler and house keeper whom does all of our grocery shopping and get back to you.
Do they buy your drugs too?
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:33 pm to Tigeralum2008
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My wife is the smartest human being I've ever met. Literally a genius...... Until she sits behind the steering wheel
Same here. My wife is a brilliant woman, book-smarts wise. But she hit our mailbox one day while checking the mail and KEPT GOING instead of backing up because she thought that would somehow fix the situation. Yea, keep fricking driving over it. That'll buff right out.
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:34 pm to upgrayedd
You in River Ranch, baw?
Better get your arse out of those prior Miss Boggy Bayou Queens’ way or your arse will be having a conversation with the manager.
Better get your arse out of those prior Miss Boggy Bayou Queens’ way or your arse will be having a conversation with the manager.
This post was edited on 11/9/20 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:34 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:34 pm to upgrayedd
Don’t try to mansplain geometry to zhem you cis hetero male shitlord!!!
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:38 pm to white perch
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:41 pm to upgrayedd
They also take too long..so you end up getting out if the car and going in cause you've already called.
Then you have to buy some shite cause you've already put enough effort into going inside the store
Then you have to buy some shite cause you've already put enough effort into going inside the store
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:41 pm to upgrayedd
Mind if I share this???
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:43 pm to upgrayedd
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women to lose all spatial
Lack of depth perception due to us telling them that's 7" their entire adult lives.
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:46 pm to SEClint
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They also take too long..so you end up getting out if the car and going in cause you've already called.
Middle aged women can frick up a checkout line worse than a power outage. They always act surprised when it comes time to pay. They never take their goddamn card/cash out until everything gets rung up and bagged then spend 9 minutes loading all the stupid shite bag in their purse at the checkout station rather than doing it 10 ft away.
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:46 pm to SuperSaint
Is this the guy who runs the half way house?
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:46 pm to TDsngumbo
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Same here. My wife is a brilliant woman, book-smarts wise. But she hit our mailbox one day while checking the mail and KEPT GOING instead of backing up because she thought that would somehow fix the situation. Yea, keep fricking driving over it. That'll buff right out.
Yeah, that shite happened to me. She had to leave for work an hour before I did, so I had blessed time every morning all to myself to take a crap, have some coffee, read some internet, etc.
One day, I did my morning routine and left for work only to see our BRICK MAILBOX utterly destroyed and crumbled at the side of the road. I called my wife and asked her if she saw it when she left for work only to find out that she was the one who wrecked that shite. I never did get a coherent reason as to why she just thought driving off as if the mailbox would magically violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics and reassemble itself before I left for work was the correct course of action.
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:47 pm to upgrayedd
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in the middle of the aisle,
Drives me insane. People in general are just dumb. The aisle is only two cart widths wide and yet morons constantly park their cart in the middle making it impossible for anyone to pass.
Then they act like it’s such a hassle when they have to move their cart out of the way. Guess what a-hole, you don’t own the fricking aisle,,,,move over!!!
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:48 pm to upgrayedd
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Middle aged women can frick up a checkout line worse than a power outage. They always act surprised when it comes time to pay. They never take their goddamn card/cash out until everything gets rung up and bagged then spend 9 minutes loading all the stupid shite bag in their purse at the checkout station rather than doing it 10 ft away.
So you've met my wife before?
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:48 pm to upgrayedd
I'm female and it's frustrating as all get out. And walking straight down the middle of parking lots ... MOVE TO THE SIDE PEOPLE!!! BE AWARE.
Posted on 11/9/20 at 5:50 pm to fallguy_1978
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Lack of depth perception due to us telling them that's 7" their entire adult lives.
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