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Wife thinks I'm an Alcoholic
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:34 pm
it's halloween. She's inside watching crap on Netflix and I'm out in the backyard on my 6th vodka soda burning stuff in the fire pit and listening to music. I keep trying to get her to come hang out, but I'm getting told I drink too much. She's lost all sense of fun
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Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:35 pm to SirSaintly
Are you wearing pants?
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:35 pm to SirSaintly
First step is admitting you have a problem. Put the booze down, Namath.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:36 pm to SirSaintly
then you probably are.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:37 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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First step is hiring a divorce attorney.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:37 pm to SirSaintly
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I'm getting told I drink too much
She doesn’t care about your drinking. She cares about your behavior, and I bet you’re a horse’s arse after six vodka sodas.
And vodka sodas? You deserve to be an old divorced white woman.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:38 pm to SirSaintly
Tell her the reason you drink is to replace the connection y’all have lost.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:39 pm to SirSaintly
Sounds to me like she's not drinking enough.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:39 pm to SirSaintly
quote:
6th vodka soda
Is that more than half a fifth?
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:39 pm to StringedInstruments
Put it in a yeti.
Act the same drunk as sober.
Never get called out.
Act the same drunk as sober.
Never get called out.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:39 pm to Rust Cohle
quote:then he has to talk to her
Tell her the reason you drink is to replace the connection y’all have lost.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:39 pm to SirSaintly
You gotta perfect the art of drinking alone. Your harassing her is irritating her, which gives her a reason to point out your drinking as the problem. Have your drinks by the fire then just go to bed.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:40 pm to SirSaintly
On Halloween, not a problem......
3 Nights a week or more..... a problem.
3 Nights a week or more..... a problem.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:41 pm to SirSaintly
Invite the nearby MILF neighbor over to drink by the fire and see what your wife thinks of that.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:41 pm to SirSaintly
Drinking alone while burning shite. Yep I would stay away from you too. Of course if it bothers you that much, toss her TV in the fire and see if she will come hang out with you.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:41 pm to SirSaintly
If you'd have married an alcoholic she'd be asleep by now and not bothering you.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:44 pm to SirSaintly
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Wife thinks
That's where it usually starts to go wrong. Just remember that trying to rationalize with a woman is akin to trying to get a retard to defuse C4. It's probably going to blow up in your face.
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:45 pm to SirSaintly
So you’re drinking alone in your back yard over excessively? Yea, you’re prob an alcoholic. Drinking alone is the #1 sign. Who wants to do that?
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:45 pm to SirSaintly
Posted on 10/31/20 at 10:45 pm to SirSaintly
Posting about it here is a red flag.
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