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If your company stole money from you

Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:33 am
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:33 am
What would you do?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32694 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:34 am to
How exactly would my company steal money from me?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41912 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:35 am to
Continue shitting on the clock to steal it back.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59915 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:37 am to
Easy....shite on Debra's desk
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37969 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:37 am to
A paycut because they found out you start 59644 shitty threads a day =/= theft

They should have canned you
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8356 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:39 am to
Give us the entire story, a-hole.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18072 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 8:46 am to
Verbal contract is no contract at all.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63021 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 9:01 am to
Smuggle out enough ink pens and paper clips to make up for it
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11167 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 9:05 am to
So they told you, you would make $15 an hour and you’re only making $7.50, I would just get another shitty job somewhere. Publix is hiring.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 9:08 am to
You could probably just steal enough hamburgers to make up the difference.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17557 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 9:28 am to
I'd get together with 2 other guys in the office to plan a devious scheme to create a software hack that we could insert into the main business server that would divert fractions of every penny that was leftover after a monetary transaction, and have those fractional pennies deposited into a bank account that would accumulate over the next 20-30 years enough to make it up. After that, we'd get together to decide what to do because our coding had an error in it, where the decimal point was in the wrong place in our fractional penny diversion scheme virus, and the code was depositing dollars into our account that were amassing way too fast and at such a high amount that it would be noticed immediately after the weekend was over. We'd probably decide to withdraw all the money and give it back to my company, but it might accidentally go to the guy who's been railroaded by the sales manager for so many years for doing mean things to him to make him quit, like taking his stapler, removing his cubicle music (the guy does data entry all day and what's the problem with listening to some tunes while you work alone?!), then moving his desk down into the basement, and then get this, stopping his paycheck! What a douche! The office will burn down because of this when our buddy grows a pair, goes into the manager's office early Monday to turn in his notice of resignation, open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21631 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 9:59 am to
My company was accused of this in Bossier. I had to hire some emergency techs from the Dallas area and paid them time and a half, and put them up in a motel for a week. They somehow figured we were suppose to pay them for every hour they were in town....not just the hours they worked. Of course, we didn't agree to that...they were livid. I told them it was unreasonable to think they would get paid for not working. Also, paid their mileage.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27597 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 10:17 am to
Diversionary transactions which hint at financial fraud.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10066 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 11:41 am to
Companies don’t steal money from labor, they renege on their financial commitments to labor.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
26038 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 11:49 am to
Mine made stupid exceptions to not pay me certain commissions. I don’t work for them anymore. Simple as that.
Work for people that give a shite about you.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56248 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 11:57 am to
Unless you work for a very small company with private ownership, I find it hard to believe they told you that...you sheer it wasn’t some kind of misunderstanding?
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3405 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 12:12 pm to
If your work effort is anything like your posting effort, you owe them money.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50564 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 12:20 pm to
You need to define "steal".

For example, I worked for a local BR company that would literally bend over backwards to figure out how to frick you out of every penny of every bonus you earned. Didn't matter if you met every detail of the plan that was there in writing, they would move goalposts during the review, change the rules, or just flat out tell you "we are going to frick you out of your bonus because XYZ sales person got a huge commission this month and it would put us in the red".

In my mind, that's the same as stealing.

In that case, you leave, which I did.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76821 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 12:22 pm to
Accuse the boss of sexual harassment
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11270 posts
Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:53 pm to
Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
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