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Why does cutting your sandwich diagonally make it so much more delicious?

Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:54 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33050 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:54 pm
I used to be lazy and not take this final crucial step, but cutting a sandwich diagonally increases its deliciousness by at least 50%

Cutting it down the middle arguably makes it worse

Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:55 pm to
Four triangles is bae
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54836 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:55 pm to
It improves the crust to soft bread ratio in most bites
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103447 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:56 pm to
I'm a no cut man myself.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66287 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:56 pm to
I always thought Subway was better with the V cut.

Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
7143 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:57 pm to
No cuts for PBJ
Posted by BigChris
Covington
Member since Jan 2008
136 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:57 pm to
Subtle owns a knife brag...
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10881 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:57 pm to
Only 2 corner bites vs 4
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11233 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:57 pm to
Diagonal for meat/cheese.
Middle for pb&j.

This is the way God intended.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138134 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 2:57 pm to
It's not

This is stupid
Posted by LSUftown22
Member since Sep 2007
482 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:03 pm to
Middle for PB&J...diagonally for everything else
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I'm a no cut man myself.


Straight psychopath material
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118228 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:04 pm to
Certain sandwiches require different cuts.


For instance, a BLT gets a middle cut.

PBJ, none at all
Posted by crazyatthecamp
Member since Nov 2006
2263 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:05 pm to
This is it.

Thanks for the clarity
Posted by bogart
Member since Dec 2013
1343 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:06 pm to
What about a grilled cheese?
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
5841 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:08 pm to
It's true.

I've never eaten more than two sandwiches at a time, it's usually just one. But bring me a Chops tray (diagonally sliced) and I can easily mow down the equivalent of four or five sandwiches.
Posted by doubleb
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
41679 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:10 pm to
Why does a sandwich taste so much better when your wife makes it for you?
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12161 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:10 pm to
Cutting your sandwich is for soys. Reminds me of the pajama guy that holds his coffee mug with both hands
Posted by Moonlight
Florence, Italy
Member since Jan 2007
1171 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:13 pm to
It is all about trigonometry
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
28806 posts
Posted on 5/28/20 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

It is all about trigonometry

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