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What's your favorite Cartman scheme?

Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:51 pm
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:51 pm
I have South Park playing in the background while working today and the "Do the Handicapped go to Hell, Probably" 2-parter is on. I absolutely love Cartman playing the long-con here using the kids fear of Hell to capitalize on making money ala televangelists.

Besides the super obvious Scott Tenerman episode, what are some of your favorite Cartman schemes?
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9843 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:56 pm to
Christian boy band.
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
5038 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:59 pm to
Blowing diarrhea in his room while on a WOW bender.
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20834 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:01 pm to
Trying to win the Special Olympics
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10521 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:06 pm to
Putting Butters in a bunker so he could go to Casa Bonita
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20361 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:07 pm to
Tourette's Syndrome



This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10447 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:11 pm to
Scott Tenorman, Faith Plus One, Casa Bonita, Special Olympics already mentioned. Wow.

When he gets Congress to legalize stem cell research to clone a Shakey's pizza.

When he thinks Kyle has a picture of him with Butters penis in his mouth and tries to get ahead of it in show and tell.

When he tries to avoid fighting Wendy by getting detention, eating his underwear, etc.
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:12 pm
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20956 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:38 pm to
Too many to pick 1.

I love his ribbing on Kyle. Don't remember each episode, but when he finally gets Kyle to admit that he has "jew gold" and gives it to him.

Jew Gold
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:40 pm
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
5038 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:41 pm to
Cursing nonstop due to Tourette’s was awesome.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35631 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:44 pm to
And what's funny in the beginning of Casa Bonita episode Kyle comes running into the living room telling the guys he's got wonderful news and Cartman responds: "you have AIDS?"

And then 5 seasons later, Cartman gives Kyle AIDS.

Casa Bonita is the perfect embodiment of Cartman in all his devious glory.
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:53 pm to
freezing himself
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
33660 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:13 pm to
aborted fetus broker

crack baby sports agent

professor of cheating
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37413 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:40 pm to
Awesome-O is right behind Tenorman.
Posted by Porkchopsdontfloat
Member since Feb 2017
240 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:40 pm to
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:51 pm to
Dressing his hand up like J-Lo and scoring a record deal is up there.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:35 pm to
Becoming the KFC kingpin in Medicinal Fried Chicken

Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
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Member since Aug 2011
8512 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:47 pm to
The one where he eats all the gold in the caverns so that nobody else can have it and it turns out to be plastic coins for tourist pictures
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
23136 posts
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:06 pm to
I love the civil war episode where he takes over
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48330 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 7:14 am to
Not mentioned so far - Ladder to Heaven.

“Maybe we can’t see Heaven because one of us doesn’t believe enough. Because one of us is a J-O-O”
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34076 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 8:59 am to
No Taco Flavored Kisses?
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