Fathers with daughters

This is when chicken's quality and quantity post error message should kick in.

Female Drivers No Survivors

my girl wont be driving for another 12 years, so I bookmarked

I showed my daughter your post. She rolled her eyes.

Thought you should know.

Mine is 4. She almost hits our mailbox when she rides her bike, I’m scared already

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Teach them to not come to a complete stop to turn on a 55 MPH highway.

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In my experience this is everyone. I have to drive down Airline Hwy past Price Leblanc daily. Despite having huge shoulders everyone turning into the dealership comes to a near stop on Airline to turn into the entrance.

Females have driving issues.

Females have pettiness issues.

Females have "always right" issues.

Females have "never apologize" issues.

Females have insecurities.

Females lack the ability to think logically.

Females have work/life balance issues.

Females have body issues.

Females have vanity issues.

Females are emotional creatures.

Females are females, always have been, always will be.

God bless'em.

Speaking from a lot of experience here .... two grown daughters in their mid to late 30s and one who just turned 40.

Two wives, one ex, one current. Could be a third if this second one doesn't soon get over menopause.

Quite a few granddaughters ... and they constantly remind me that females can be cool as all-get-out when they wanna be .... before life either spoils them or damages them or whatever it is that it does to them differently than it does to men.

But yeah, most I know have driving issues. My girls almost broke me with wrecks and insurance claims and new cars from the time they were old enough until the time I handed them odd to their husbands.

My wife goes through her cars, and other people's cars sometimes, like they are going out style. My ex wife was the same way.

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Teach them to not come to a complete stop to turn on a 55 MPH highway.

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Also teach them to mind their teeth.