UVA's Final Solution to White Problem

UVA's POC student assembly had a meeting to discuss what to do about the racist white people infiltrating their areas of UVA's campus.

It was determined that the final solution to eradicate the whites from their areas of campus was to give the whites a separate area to congregate in.

They will now have their own rooms and their own facilities which will be equal, but separate from normal people's areas.

They will have their own water fountains, their own restrooms, and their own study areas and cafeteria.

This area will be equal to the normal people's area but will be in the basement of the main building, so they don't disturb blacks or Latinx with their presence.

Down there, they will be able to suck up all the air, take up all the space they wish to, and just be white and do whatever it is that these racist people do.

There will be a separate entrance for them in the back, so they don't frighten or harm blacks or Latinx who don't want to be bothered by them.

UVA President Jim Ryan said that in areas such as classrooms, where they just didn't have room to give racists complete separate but equal areas, they would install partitions to keep the racists separated from normal, good people, stating that blacks and Latinx just didn't want to have to look at the whites.

All in all, not a bad final solution. I mean, they could just not allow white racists to attend the college at all. This is a much more equitable final solution and the faculty and leadership of UVA should be applauded for so deftly handling a very tricky situation.