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re: TulaneLSU's Top 10 non-food signs of Kenner's Williams Boulevard
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:14 pm to TulaneLSU
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:14 pm to TulaneLSU
5. Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries Museum
The 1980s were truly the heydays of Kenner. The city’s Rivertown was able to steal from the French Quarter the Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries Museum. It opened here in 1983 and thrived for the next 10-15 years as did the other museums of Rivertown. But when funding from the city and parish dried up, Rivertown began a rapid collapse. By 2009, in the post-Katrina world where people were more interested in returning to the historic New Orleans locations, the museum closed its doors to become a very poorly used banquet and reception hall.
4. First Baptist Church
Does anyone know when First Baptist of Kenner opened? I cannot seem to find it anywhere. I hate how churches today don’t seem to bother with their own histories. It’s all about being trendy and often with detaching itself from history. What has happened to much of Protestantism over the last 15 years is abominable. They’ve stripped history, even names of church, and replaced them with kitschy, trendy names like Praise, Celebration, and Movement. The OT hates children named Harper and Logan and all the travel ball shenanigans that go with them. These new church names come from that same vein.
I went to a wedding here back in the late 1990s. It was a neighbor’s daughter. They were a lovely family. I can remember the service, which I didn’t find all that inspiring. There was no organ music. The sanctuary was cavernous, largely empty, and in an awkward shape. There was a swimming pool at the top of the sanctuary, where I assume they baptize only teenagers and older. The sanctuary was also carpeted, guaranteeing terrible acoustics.
The one positive I take from that memory, aside from two people joining in holy matrimony, was the minister, which I believe Baptists prefer to call pastors. His name was a Dr. McKeever, Joe or Jim. I cannot remember his first name. He was an expert comic artist and within minutes he had drawn a detailed caricature of me. Better than most Jackson Square cartoonists, Dr. McKeever harkened to the works of Honore’ Daumier. I still have that drawing in my room today.
3. Pontchartrain Center
There’s no mistaking the time period in which this sign was erected: 1991, the same year the Pontchartrain Center, at the head of Williams, was opened. Its inspiration? Likely the Strayas of St. Charles Ave and Veterans Blvd. Its distinct teal and pink complement the nuevo Arts Deco design. The wave-triangle logo gleams the cube as well as Christian Slater ever could.
The Pontchartrain Center’s biggest event was probably the 1998 UFC tournament, which was a sellout, full of some of the trashiest people in Kenner. Seriously, who watches this filth? UFC is for people who spend their time doing drugs and watching pornography. It’s nothing more than violent pornography for men aren’t fooling anyone with their repressed homosexual fantasies.
It has also hosted baseball card shows, graduations, and gun shows. I remember those dumb commercials with the smutty women with a pump shotgun who said, “Sure as shooting, I’ll see you there.” What does that even mean and how did it embed itself in my memory? Probably there were many cross contaminents from the UFC tournament shopping these gun shows.
I recall a haunted house here in the early 1990s. Our youth group did a large tour of the haunted houses throughout the city and this was one we attended only one year. It was terrible. The pathway was marked by white sheets hung on wires. It was bright inside and none of the haunted had good costumes. I remember it only because it was so bad.
2. Saints Hall of Fame Museum stained glass door window
First concocted within the depilated dome of disgraced former mayor and parish president, Aaron Broussard in 1984, it opened with much fanfare in 1988. It had a nearly two decade run in this beautiful building before it joined the post-Katrina suburban to urban wave and found a home in the Superdome in 2007.
If you grew up in the NOLA Metro in the 90s, you probably took at least one field trip to the Saints Museum. Looking back, that’s pretty absurd, isn’t it? What does professional sports have to do with a well rounded education? Even in middle school I thought it made no sense when Teacher brought us here. We also went to the adjacent planetarium, but perhaps that was the actual purpose of the trip.
I went with a girl to the planetarium for a homecoming or some dance maybe around 2000. She was a sophomore at Mount Carmel. She tried to kiss me during the show. I, of course, rejected her advances, saving my lips for my Beloved.
1. Williams Blvd Baptist Church
Williams Blvd Baptist Church opened around 1960. I have no good stories from this church, but it seems to be doing alright today, as the parking lot on a Saturday was pretty full. The sign has a little of everything: neon, Spanish, changeable letters, and a glorious cross, lifted high pointing us to the truth of the Resurrection. Our heavenly reward comes through the grace of the cross and is not earned through acts, even acts of love, as a movie like Heavenly Kid might suggest. We are on our way Uptown only through the death and resurrection of Christ, symbolized in this wondrous, pure cross.
Friends, I hope your weeks are full of love, gratitude and virtue.
Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU
The 1980s were truly the heydays of Kenner. The city’s Rivertown was able to steal from the French Quarter the Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries Museum. It opened here in 1983 and thrived for the next 10-15 years as did the other museums of Rivertown. But when funding from the city and parish dried up, Rivertown began a rapid collapse. By 2009, in the post-Katrina world where people were more interested in returning to the historic New Orleans locations, the museum closed its doors to become a very poorly used banquet and reception hall.
4. First Baptist Church
Does anyone know when First Baptist of Kenner opened? I cannot seem to find it anywhere. I hate how churches today don’t seem to bother with their own histories. It’s all about being trendy and often with detaching itself from history. What has happened to much of Protestantism over the last 15 years is abominable. They’ve stripped history, even names of church, and replaced them with kitschy, trendy names like Praise, Celebration, and Movement. The OT hates children named Harper and Logan and all the travel ball shenanigans that go with them. These new church names come from that same vein.
I went to a wedding here back in the late 1990s. It was a neighbor’s daughter. They were a lovely family. I can remember the service, which I didn’t find all that inspiring. There was no organ music. The sanctuary was cavernous, largely empty, and in an awkward shape. There was a swimming pool at the top of the sanctuary, where I assume they baptize only teenagers and older. The sanctuary was also carpeted, guaranteeing terrible acoustics.
The one positive I take from that memory, aside from two people joining in holy matrimony, was the minister, which I believe Baptists prefer to call pastors. His name was a Dr. McKeever, Joe or Jim. I cannot remember his first name. He was an expert comic artist and within minutes he had drawn a detailed caricature of me. Better than most Jackson Square cartoonists, Dr. McKeever harkened to the works of Honore’ Daumier. I still have that drawing in my room today.
3. Pontchartrain Center
There’s no mistaking the time period in which this sign was erected: 1991, the same year the Pontchartrain Center, at the head of Williams, was opened. Its inspiration? Likely the Strayas of St. Charles Ave and Veterans Blvd. Its distinct teal and pink complement the nuevo Arts Deco design. The wave-triangle logo gleams the cube as well as Christian Slater ever could.
The Pontchartrain Center’s biggest event was probably the 1998 UFC tournament, which was a sellout, full of some of the trashiest people in Kenner. Seriously, who watches this filth? UFC is for people who spend their time doing drugs and watching pornography. It’s nothing more than violent pornography for men aren’t fooling anyone with their repressed homosexual fantasies.
It has also hosted baseball card shows, graduations, and gun shows. I remember those dumb commercials with the smutty women with a pump shotgun who said, “Sure as shooting, I’ll see you there.” What does that even mean and how did it embed itself in my memory? Probably there were many cross contaminents from the UFC tournament shopping these gun shows.
I recall a haunted house here in the early 1990s. Our youth group did a large tour of the haunted houses throughout the city and this was one we attended only one year. It was terrible. The pathway was marked by white sheets hung on wires. It was bright inside and none of the haunted had good costumes. I remember it only because it was so bad.
2. Saints Hall of Fame Museum stained glass door window
First concocted within the depilated dome of disgraced former mayor and parish president, Aaron Broussard in 1984, it opened with much fanfare in 1988. It had a nearly two decade run in this beautiful building before it joined the post-Katrina suburban to urban wave and found a home in the Superdome in 2007.
If you grew up in the NOLA Metro in the 90s, you probably took at least one field trip to the Saints Museum. Looking back, that’s pretty absurd, isn’t it? What does professional sports have to do with a well rounded education? Even in middle school I thought it made no sense when Teacher brought us here. We also went to the adjacent planetarium, but perhaps that was the actual purpose of the trip.
I went with a girl to the planetarium for a homecoming or some dance maybe around 2000. She was a sophomore at Mount Carmel. She tried to kiss me during the show. I, of course, rejected her advances, saving my lips for my Beloved.
1. Williams Blvd Baptist Church
Williams Blvd Baptist Church opened around 1960. I have no good stories from this church, but it seems to be doing alright today, as the parking lot on a Saturday was pretty full. The sign has a little of everything: neon, Spanish, changeable letters, and a glorious cross, lifted high pointing us to the truth of the Resurrection. Our heavenly reward comes through the grace of the cross and is not earned through acts, even acts of love, as a movie like Heavenly Kid might suggest. We are on our way Uptown only through the death and resurrection of Christ, symbolized in this wondrous, pure cross.
Friends, I hope your weeks are full of love, gratitude and virtue.
Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:15 pm to TulaneLSU
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:16 pm to TulaneLSU
Honest question. How many hours a week do you spend thinking these threads up, driving around and taking these photos, and writing all of that? Your dedication is impressive and disturbing all at the same time.
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:17 pm to TulaneLSU
You’re doing a lot of these. And frankly, I think your quality has deteriorated. The parking lot lights are cool, but the rest of them just seem to be signs.
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:26 pm to TulaneLSU
quote:
. Sports Unlimited lights
Wow, did you nail all that shite or what?
I used to have some really close friends who worked at Perrett's Army-Navy back in the early to mid 90's. They used to talk about some weird motherfrickers that slinked in and out of that store.
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:29 pm to TulaneLSU
I think you should do TulaneLSU’s top 10 public shitters. Often time I’m out and about running errands when the urge to pinch a loaf hits me. It would be great to know where some quality public toilets are.
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:34 pm to TulaneLSU
quote:
Although I much prefer the comfort and safety of the streetcar,
Funny you say
The uptown street car line was shutdown yesterday afternoon temporarily after one of the cars caught fire.
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:38 pm to TulaneLSU
This thread is legit and your hard work is appreciated.
Posted on 2/4/20 at 10:40 pm to TulaneLSU
Just want to say thank you to TulaneLSU for bringing awareness to our great little town in Kenner. I truly believe these articles and reviews will bring in new tourist to visit our great city and boost our economy. God bless you brah
Posted on 2/5/20 at 12:17 am to TulaneLSU
quote:Not enough Spanish on your list.
Kenner's Williams Boulevard
Posted on 2/5/20 at 12:23 am to TulaneLSU
And some people still don't see Kenna as a tourist destination? Can't please everyone.
Posted on 2/5/20 at 12:30 am to TulaneLSU
quote:
The OT hates children named Harper and Logan and all the travel ball shenanigans that go with them. These new church names come from that same vein.
Most perceptive, Good Sir.
Posted on 2/5/20 at 3:37 am to TulaneLSU
Being from Kenner I think some things were missed here, but all in all good work. The horse stables next to circle k could have been mentioned.
Posted on 2/5/20 at 5:30 am to TulaneLSU
quote:
detailed caricature of me .... still have that drawing in my room today
You are cruel not to post this. I assume you have the prayer book in one hand?
Posted on 2/5/20 at 7:04 am to TulaneLSU
not your strongest effort to date
maybe it was the subject matter
maybe it was the subject matter
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