re: Bourbon street adventures?

I had to take an explosive, adderall shite at Rick’s one late late night. Walked in the bathroom and two huge black dudes were pretty clearly doing blow in there. I asked if I could join em, they yelled at me to gtfo.

So I did and patiently waited for them to leave.

A band played sttdb

You're looking for tranny stories aren't you?

I got a Hurricane at Pat O’s one time and felt really sick from all the sugar but didn’t throw up

bought a beer, took 2 sips and spilled it in the gutter.

One time in college while in town for the NOLA bowl, I ended up with a few buddies in Scores mid afternoon. Somewhere along the way we ended up talking with these three mid 40ish female ULL Fans who were decent, a little trashy obviously to be in such a place mid afternoon just the three of them. Everyone in the group is all pretty sauced when the topic of one of cougars new fake jugs comes up. The other two friends are hyping up the matter saying how none of the stripper jugs even compare. So soon enough it turns to how we will be the judges of that and me another buddy and the 3 cougars end up in the bathroom for the show and tell. One of the jealous strippers who had lost our attention after the meeting of the 3 cougs notified a bouncer and we all got kicked out quickly after. Ended up bar hopping with them for awhile until the attention turned to the younger Bourbons street crowd. For the record though the elder ULL fans jugs were in fact nicer than pretty much all of Scores' mid day talent.

Went with a few buddies one cold arse night. Was below freezing and one drunk buddy fell off the curb into the concoction of piss/puke/beer/aids in the gutter. His jacket and pants were a frozen blanket of filth by the time we got back to the truck. We made him ride in the bed back to BR

I ate a Lucky Dog and spilled mustard on my pants
I bought a Huge arse Beer.

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Pics of wife?

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She's almost 40 now. Might want to pass on that, chief. I mean, she's still hot, but she's hot for a 40 year old.