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The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)

Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by MaroonMonsoon
Canton
Member since Aug 2014
3875 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm
The death star destroyers invalidates the entire plot, the entire OT and the franchise as a whole

If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?

Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.

In fact, why even build the death star

Why... Anything

Anything at all

frick you JJ Abrams

frick Star Wars

I'm done
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26799 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm to
Another? Holy frick.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11085 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:20 pm to
good point
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101930 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:26 pm to
Military strategy or logic ir competence has never ever been a strong suit of Star Wars.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9310 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to
Yeah saw it today.

Even besides that, this movie was terrible. Who the heck was editing this thing. It felt like it was on 1.5x speed and the first half was jumping from random scene to random scene

Other shite:

Teleporting matter

Random healing snake

2 blue lightsabers (1 should’ve been green)

Civilian ships killing hundred of star destroyers

Lando

How many ominous Scenes of “bad guys are following you from the shadows with orders to kill you on sight”.. but don’t.

Hundreds of star destroyer weapons

The lightening stuff

Everything with Fin, those horse things, and that buck-toothed chick

The terrible pace of the beginning

Leia’s suicide (how)


More I could put
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 4:35 pm
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to
It is because Disney doesn't give a shite. They just need to get butts in seats and sell toys.

Anyone notice they royally fricked up light sabers in these new 3?
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
76566 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

The death star destroyers invalidates the entire plot, the entire OT and the franchise as a whole

If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?

Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.

In fact, why even build the death star

Why... Anything

Anything at all

frick you JJ Abrams

frick Star Wars

I'm done
Rian Johnson had Yoda calling down lightning as a Force Ghost.

Which means that is something that can happen. . .

. . .So why did Obi-Wan and Yoda stand by while all those innocents on Coruscant were senselessly annihilated.

Ghosts could have gone all Seal Team 6 and murdered the whole crew before a shot was fired.

The families of all the dead rebels should curse Yoda, Obi-Wan, and all the dead Jedi for allowing all of this shite to happen, when they could have stopped it all.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14343 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:41 pm to
Man this movie sounds like a big fat shite sucker.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
77404 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:50 pm to
Thankfully there is The Mandalorian to give me my Star Wars fix...
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
37535 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)
That happened with TLJ.

Remember, TLJ had Laura Dern.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45377 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:37 pm to
It’s a stupid fricking movie just like the previous.

It’s like these fricks never saw the originals or they did but don’t give a shite about them.

They don’t build on plots, stories, and world of Star Wars. They obliterate them.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

which were built BEFORE the death star


The Death Star was began construction at the beginning of the Clone Wars.

The Sith Fleet didn’t even start being put together until at least after the events of ROTJ 20 something years later. And that’s assuming they started building them right away.
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 3:43 pm to
Who the hell built a 1000 ships for the emperor??

And who was piloting them before First Order decided to help emperor??

The emperor said he could turn his fleet on the First Order if Kylo didnt help so if he had his own army why did he need the First Order?
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
9971 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 6:21 pm to
For people that mad at his venting, at least he paid the money to watch it and bitch about it instead of just bitching about it via reddit spoilers or youtubers.
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