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The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm
The death star destroyers invalidates the entire plot, the entire OT and the franchise as a whole
If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?
Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.
In fact, why even build the death star
Why... Anything
Anything at all
frick you JJ Abrams
frick Star Wars
I'm done
If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?
Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.
In fact, why even build the death star
Why... Anything
Anything at all
frick you JJ Abrams
frick Star Wars
I'm done
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:19 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Another? Holy frick.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:20 pm to Bulldogblitz
Welcome to hell brother
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:26 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Military strategy or logic ir competence has never ever been a strong suit of Star Wars.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Yeah saw it today.
Even besides that, this movie was terrible. Who the heck was editing this thing. It felt like it was on 1.5x speed and the first half was jumping from random scene to random scene
Other shite:
Teleporting matter
Random healing snake
2 blue lightsabers (1 should’ve been green)
Civilian ships killing hundred of star destroyers
Lando
How many ominous Scenes of “bad guys are following you from the shadows with orders to kill you on sight”.. but don’t.
Hundreds of star destroyer weapons
The lightening stuff
Everything with Fin, those horse things, and that buck-toothed chick
The terrible pace of the beginning
Leia’s suicide (how)
More I could put
Even besides that, this movie was terrible. Who the heck was editing this thing. It felt like it was on 1.5x speed and the first half was jumping from random scene to random scene
Other shite:
Teleporting matter
Random healing snake
2 blue lightsabers (1 should’ve been green)
Civilian ships killing hundred of star destroyers
Lando
How many ominous Scenes of “bad guys are following you from the shadows with orders to kill you on sight”.. but don’t.
Hundreds of star destroyer weapons
The lightening stuff
Everything with Fin, those horse things, and that buck-toothed chick
The terrible pace of the beginning
Leia’s suicide (how)
More I could put
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to MaroonMonsoon
It is because Disney doesn't give a shite. They just need to get butts in seats and sell toys.
Anyone notice they royally fricked up light sabers in these new 3?
Anyone notice they royally fricked up light sabers in these new 3?
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:29 pm to MaroonMonsoon
quote:Rian Johnson had Yoda calling down lightning as a Force Ghost.
The death star destroyers invalidates the entire plot, the entire OT and the franchise as a whole
If he had Imperial 1 star destroyers armed with this weaponry tucked away for all these years, which were built BEFORE the death star, why did he even bother with the plot?
Just send them out to conquer the galaxy.
In fact, why even build the death star
Why... Anything
Anything at all
frick you JJ Abrams
frick Star Wars
I'm done
Which means that is something that can happen. . .
. . .So why did Obi-Wan and Yoda stand by while all those innocents on Coruscant were senselessly annihilated.
Ghosts could have gone all Seal Team 6 and murdered the whole crew before a shot was fired.
The families of all the dead rebels should curse Yoda, Obi-Wan, and all the dead Jedi for allowing all of this shite to happen, when they could have stopped it all.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:32 pm to Roaad
MY STAR WARS ISNT REAL ENOUGH FOR ME! GOOOOOO!!!!!!
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:41 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Man this movie sounds like a big fat shite sucker.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:43 pm to Mizzoufan26
quote:That all you got?
MY STAR WARS ISNT REAL ENOUGH FOR ME!
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:48 pm to Roaad
quote:
Roaad
Genius
Holy hell this trilogy LOL
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:51 pm to SundayFunday
quote:
Teleporting matter
So now JJ is combing Trek and Wars?
What a fricking hack. Go back to making Fringe style shows, JJ.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:36 pm to SundayFunday
Has Rey ever been injured? Luke had his hand cut off, Anakin all fours chopped off, burned.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:41 pm to PeteRose
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Has Rey ever been injured? Luke had his hand cut off, Anakin all fours chopped off, burned.
Its 2019. She had her feelings hurt. Much greater connection with the audience!
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:46 pm to JayDeerTay84
quote:
Its 2019. She had her feelings hurt. Much greater connection with the audience!
Wait...so the stronger you are with the force, the more emotional you can get?
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:50 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Thankfully there is The Mandalorian to give me my Star Wars fix...
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:50 pm to MaroonMonsoon
quote:That happened with TLJ.
The Rise of Skywalker just killed the franchise (SPOILERS)
Remember, TLJ had Laura Dern.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 6:03 pm to drizztiger
quote:
Remember, TLJ had Laura Dern.
True. And this one had Keri Russell...for whatever reason.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:37 pm to MaroonMonsoon
It’s a stupid fricking movie just like the previous.
It’s like these fricks never saw the originals or they did but don’t give a shite about them.
They don’t build on plots, stories, and world of Star Wars. They obliterate them.
It’s like these fricks never saw the originals or they did but don’t give a shite about them.
They don’t build on plots, stories, and world of Star Wars. They obliterate them.
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