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Worst birthday present ever
Posted on 12/4/19 at 8:58 am
Posted on 12/4/19 at 8:58 am
My sister bought me entry into a 5k marathon for my birthday so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold. I’m not Into 5k’s and have never done one so I’m not sure why she thought of this. Am I a jerk if I don’t show up?
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 8:59 am to Patinataz
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a 5k marathon
wut
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I’m not Into 5k’s and have never done one so I’m not sure why she thought of this.
she thinks you're fat
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 9:00 am
Posted on 12/4/19 at 8:59 am to Patinataz
The donation’s already been made. You can sleep in for the cure.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 8:59 am to Patinataz
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sister
You are new... so you may not know, but we have a rule about posting pics of the females mentioned in a post.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 8:59 am to Patinataz
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My sister
Pics?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:00 am to Patinataz
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5k marathon
What the frick is this?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:00 am to Patinataz
she's trying to tell you that you are a fat loser and you should strive to be a better person
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:00 am to Patinataz
So she's telling you that you are getting fat?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:00 am to Patinataz
quote:a 3.1 mile marathon doesn't exist.
5k marathon
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:01 am to Patinataz
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I’m not Into 5k’s and have never done one
We've already proven you can do it in 27 minutes or so.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:02 am to Patinataz
It’s a hint that you’re fat and need to work on your cardio.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:03 am to Patinataz
Definitely not the worst present but I run all the time.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:03 am to Patinataz
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3 posts
You registered just to tell this to the OT?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:03 am to Patinataz
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My sister bought me entry into a 5k marathon for my birthday so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold. I’m not Into 5k’s and have never done one so I’m not sure why she thought of this. Am I a jerk if I don’t show up?
Some great advice can be found in this thread.
I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:04 am to Patinataz
She's trying to save your life, you fat frick.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:06 am to Patinataz
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a 5k marathon
A 5k is 3.1 miles. A marathon is 26.2.
Also, take the hint. It's not a subtle one.
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 9:36 am
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:08 am to Patinataz
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y so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold.
Lazy arse
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:10 am to Patinataz
She's definitely trying to tell you you're fat.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:11 am to Tri City Tigers
Just for sport, try to cheat. Start the race, get a ride from someone, and sprint across the finish line in first place.
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