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The ***OFFICIAL*** 9th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread

Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:09 am
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:09 am
This is the Official 9th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread. Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:

Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway


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Videos:

CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963

NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963

LINK ]JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)

LINK ]The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)

LINK ]The Men Who Killed Kennedy

LINK ]Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film

LINK ]JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on YT (2013)

JFK Playlist

I'll start things off:

Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:















Posted by dbeck
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Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:14 am to
Poster ruby with 10 posts and hasn't posted since 3/3/10

Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:43 am to
No one believes me but I am being hunted by one of the last surviving active branches of the NOLA mafia.

I'm flattered you are using one of my posting techniques.
This post was edited on 11/22/19 at 6:06 am
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:54 am to
quote:




I think this one might be photoshopped
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
68783 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:54 am to
The Billy Sol Estes angle has always intrigued me. LBJ was such a fraudulent POS that BSE’s involvement seems very plausible.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 3:57 am to
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 4:19 am to
cjk5h
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1874 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:19 am to
Just read "Case Closed" by Gerald Posner and you will know that Oswald acted alone. Posner started writing the book in an attempt to prove a conspiracy theory and after looking into Oswald's past and all the other evidence he concluded that Oswald acted alone.

Much of the "evidence" that is trotted out to prove a conspiracy is not really fact but urban legend that has been repeated so many times that people accept it as truth.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46306 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:26 am to
Still got the shovel!
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69659 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:32 am to
quote:

The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)


A small round hill. There's another (less) famous knoll from American history located at Gettysburg called Barlow's Knoll.

Posted by Hangit
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Member since Aug 2014
45394 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:45 am to
The official story does not make good sense to anyone who has ever shot a weapon at anything. When the motorcade slowed to make the left turn, anybody could make that shot. It was shooting fish in a barrel.

The story is that LHO waited until they had made the turn and the limo was speeding, at an angle, away from Oswald. This is a much harder shot and has never made sense.

The physics of the actual kill in the official story is wonky.
Posted by lsu1919
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:55 am to
I’m gonna read this soon when I get the chance, but I don’t think I’ll ever be convinced LHO acted completely alone.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135903 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:56 am to
The driver did it.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69659 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 5:59 am to
quote:

It was shooting fish in a barrel.


It was also a great way to have your position uncovered by the secret service. If Oswald would have attempted to shoot Kennedy while he was coming up Houston, literally everyone in the world would have known where the shots came from because they all would have been looking right at Oswald. Not only that, but the sun would have been right in his face.

The man wasn't suicidal like a lot of these mass shooters are today. He had every intention of getting away with it. He waited until the motorcade was on Elm because no one would have been looking at him.
This post was edited on 11/22/19 at 6:01 am
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12428 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 6:03 am to
Ok
Posted by unbeWEAVEable
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Member since Apr 2010
13637 posts
Posted on 11/22/19 at 6:39 am to
After reading Robert Caro’s “The Years of Lyndon Johnson”, I have no doubt that LBJ saw it as his only path to the presidency and was somehow involved.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 6:41 am to
The JFK assassination was just a dress rehearsal for the upcoming CIA hit on Trump.
Posted by T
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 6:42 am to
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 11/22/19 at 6:44 am to


Greatest Fark ever.
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