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re: How ugly does a woman have to be for you not to sleep with them
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:44 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:44 pm to Green Chili Tiger
The fatty you posted would get railed by 99.9% of dudes on this forum.
You must be a closet homo.
You must be a closet homo.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:46 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore.
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:46 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I've slept with some dog arse ugly women in my time, but they all had something I'm a sucker for. A nice rack. But I draw the line at bad breath. Few things worse than smelling breath than could peel the paint off a wall
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:46 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
saying no one will ever know
If no one will ever know why not bang them all.
A better question would be how ugly is to ugly if all your friends know you banged her?
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:48 pm to arcalades
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concern for std's would outweigh looks probably
Bingo.
If she's clean:
Of age
All her limbs
Good teeth
Clean
No acne
Not greasy
Smells good
Full mental acuity
My dick has no eyes.
I've gone whaling, I've gone railing; and I didn't regret either for being too skinny or fat.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:48 pm to X123F45
quote:
I've gone whaling, I've gone railing
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I will say there is a special satisfaction that comes with shooting down an attractive woman that is a bitch. I recommend it at least once.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Depends if she let me put a bag over her head or not
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Wow.... that answer is subject to many factors.
A not so attractive lady can have seductive and sexy personality, and when combined with certain levels of alcohol, Adderal, and Viagra, can produce a outstanding sexual experience.
Of course, my mood, level of arrogance on a particular night may also affect my ugly threshold.
We all have our "no way" limit.. missing teeth(front teeth), greasy hair, breath like a cats arse.....
A not so attractive lady can have seductive and sexy personality, and when combined with certain levels of alcohol, Adderal, and Viagra, can produce a outstanding sexual experience.
Of course, my mood, level of arrogance on a particular night may also affect my ugly threshold.
We all have our "no way" limit.. missing teeth(front teeth), greasy hair, breath like a cats arse.....
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Sooooo many factors to the answer of this question
Depends on who all would know
Depends on who all would know
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If I am judging how ugly a woman is at all I am not poking.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:03 pm to facher08
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I will say there is a special satisfaction that comes with shooting down an attractive woman that is a bitch.
Oh, I've done that before. When I was a relatively new Captain in Germany, I shot one down. This was an arrogant individual who sat right next to me and just said, "this is the part where you buy me a drink". I just turned and took a sip of my beer. She then pulled the, "HEY, I'm talking to you!" comment and I replied, "that's nice".
She then attempted to PULL RANK, calling herself a hot staff sergeant. ("This STAFF SERGEANT deserves your attention") I replied, "well, this CAPTAIN is going to finish his beer and walk out the door. Have a nice evening" At this point, her friends apologized and pulled her away before she could make an arse of herself any further.
She was probably about an IRL 7 (I was still on my first beer) but I figured out very quickly that she was absolutely not worth the consequences.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:05 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I'd take the fat girl over this one. At least the fat girl is pretty.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:09 pm to 91TIGER
Ashley Graham is not that hot, but she carries herself as if anyone that doesn't want to mount her is gay.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:12 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Isn’t that first one a dude?
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:13 pm to 91TIGER
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I'd take the fat girl over this one. At least the fat girl is pretty.
In the dark, every face is pretty but fatties still feel like wrestling a sack of jello.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Last night I came in with a 10 at 2
And woke up with a 2 at 10
Willie Nelson and some other guy sang it
And woke up with a 2 at 10
Willie Nelson and some other guy sang it
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:15 pm to Konkey Dong
quote:
If she has a pulse and a wet vagina, I'm in
How you doin?
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:16 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
quote:
Ashley Graham is not that hot,
She is meh
quote:
she carries herself as if anyone that doesn't want to mount her is gay.
I'd make that thing look like a bulldog eating a jar of miracle whip
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 3:17 pm
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