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re: I just cussed out some French woman

Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13581 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:36 pm to
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her Polaroid


You're having a flashback from 1981, aren't you.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15865 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:38 pm to
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I’m going to shove that camera up her fricking count


She would have kicked your arse. And then taken a Polaroid of your busted up face.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32735 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:39 pm to
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I lost my shite told her if she takes one more Goddamn picture of me I’m going to shove that camera up her fricking count
No you didn’t.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:40 pm to
Your southern hospitality sucks and the French lady probably took a pic because she was fascinated by a fat arse American eating a 1500 calorie burger.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14906 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:42 pm to
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This one bitch without asking my permission shoves her Polaroid 10 inches from my face and takes a picture of me with burger in mouth. I said “please don’t do that I’m not a damn tourist attraction”


She's putting you on the cover of a gay magazine for gay dude's with an obesity fetish. Congrats.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:46 pm to
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said “please don’t do that I’m not a damn tourist attraction”

Sorry to break the news to you, but witnessing a Mississippian in the wild on a blues trail safari is an event. Not many places in the world you’re able to see reverse evolution up close in person like you can in Mississippi.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 12:47 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47586 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:47 pm to
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I know, I have outstanding warrants for my arrest



FIFY
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66593 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:47 pm to
no pics of the french woman?
Posted by Tigerdad2001
Watson
Member since Sep 2013
922 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:49 pm to
Lighten up dude! No need to be an uptight prick and take life so seriously!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66593 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:50 pm to
opening your mouth full of food for the pic would have been better.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35062 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:52 pm to
Of all the places a French tourist could go they chose to go to Mississippi...
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:52 pm to
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if she takes one more Goddamn picture of me I’m going to shove that camera up her fricking count


I would like to see pictures of this
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35939 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:54 pm to
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I just cussed out some French woman

just because you cussed out some Louisianian doesn't mean you cussed out a French person.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:01 pm to
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This one bitch without asking my permission shoves her Polaroid 10 inches from my face and takes a picture of me with burger in mouth. 


Hope she photoshops a 13" cock in place of the burger.
Posted by Freezus22
Da Boot
Member since Aug 2016
1609 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:05 pm to
None of this happened
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:07 pm to
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shoves her Polaroid 10 inches from my face and takes a picture of me with burger in mouth.


*checks off "stereotypical fat american eating" on the scavenger hunt list*
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29341 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:07 pm to
No you didnt.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:12 pm to
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shoves her Polaroid 10 inches from my face and takes a picture of me with burger in mouth


Were you eating normally or shoving all that meat in your mouth nearly deepthroating it? Maybe she was fascinated that you had no gag reflex?
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13571 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:28 pm to
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.... if she takes one more Goddamn picture of me I’m going


When you're on the run it's best not to frequent public places.

French people are usually rude anyway.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:38 pm to
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I said “please don’t do that I’m not a damn tourist attraction”
No, you didn't.
quote:

I lost my shite told her if she takes one more Goddamn picture of me I’m going to shove that camera up her fricking count
You are too big of a pussy to ever say count in public
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frick the French
Agreed
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 1:41 pm
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