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re: Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their arse

Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:42 pm to
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I’d be a damn shame to take an arse kicking from Ronald McDonald



Wouldn’t be unsurprising though.


Over 1 billion have gotten served...
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
45472 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:43 pm to
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How the frick is an M&M not in the kick their arse section?

M&Ms are brutal. They ripped one of their own in half and laughed about it
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48993 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 pm to


Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5787 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14408 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:55 pm to
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fr33manator


You sir have a future in the diabetic and obese porn industry
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11534 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:24 pm to
Just imagine those big old chocolate titties, smeared with syrup, the friction between their two writhing bodies making the syrup hot, reducing the viscosity until it flowed like honeywater through every trembling crevice.

You take a piping hot eggo waffle to sop up some of the syrup, but aunt jemima grabs your hand to stop you.

“No Chile, let me.”

She takes the eggo from you and sultrily slides it between Mrs. Buttersworth’s sticky sweater puppies, slick with succulent syrup, saccharine sweet.

She hands it back to you with a wink.



Uncle Ben is hiding behind a bowl of cream of wheat, furiously cranking it.


You wake up, and your pillow is all sticky.










Thread winner?



Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4715 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:38 pm to
You nasty
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
127761 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:51 pm to
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Thread winner?



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
127761 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 7:34 am to


What about the Cookie Crisp cop? Dude was always so close to snapping and cracking skulls with his billy club.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67755 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:22 am to
The original Starbucks logo was a siren not a conventional mermaid.

& BOOBIES!!!!

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
127761 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:49 am to
No man, that’s just a mermaid with her fish legs spread
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:11 pm to
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Gortons fisherman should be added to the far left. I wouldn’t want to pick a fight with an old, drunk sailor


What if you match up at their home arena?

The Gortons Fisherman on a boat on rough seas would probably have extra advantage.

Are we doing this like Super Smash Bros?

Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:22 pm to
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I think Kool Aid man is a little too far to the left on this scale. One swift kick and his top heavy arse would fall over.



he can run through walls my guy, your kick isn't gonna phase him
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5374 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:33 pm to
The King creeps me out more than Michael Jackson
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6459 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:37 pm to
Big Boy gettin disrespected, ya'll. Deadly with that dish. And you can't pull his pants down to distract him.

Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 2:05 pm to
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I do agree with Chester Cheetah being up there.. he would beat you up some crazy way and steal your girl.




I feel like Count Chocula gets disrespected too. He's a vampire, so at night, you're basically hosed.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 2:24 pm to
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What about the Cookie Crisp cop?


He's like 5 inches tall.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
Waco, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
1570 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 3:00 pm to
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