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re: White people names are out of control

Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34746 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

How do you know they’re “white people names”?



First question to ask yourself: Is it a retarded name? Check

Then ask: Would a black person name their kid Bryleigh? Hell no.

If still unclear, find out if the kid plays travel baseball.

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68480 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Y'all remember when kids we named simple shite like John, Michael, Michelle
quote:

Michelle
PICS?,
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Jennifer
PICS?



Posted by subtle
Houston, Texas
Member since Jul 2019
86 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:20 pm to
Born to be strippers.
Posted by fleurdelis
Winchestertonfieldville
Member since Nov 2008
298 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

So many apostrophes

you mean the comma at the top?


Also commonly referred to as a high comma
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18196 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:24 pm to
I just had a waitress (white) at lunch named Heaven.

Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5179 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:43 pm to
Both my boys are singular syllable
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31441 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:55 pm to
Even fat boy Bielema is getting bowled over by his airhead wife with the stupid names.

quote:

3/18/19 - Brexli Nichole Bielema ?? Our hearts are full, happy & thankful. @BretBielema, your continued love, encouragement & support is appreciated every single day. I love you!


Those years down south had an impact.

Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20462 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Shawn, are you fat? poor? too old for kids?
What do any of those have to do with the fact that people need to stop naming their kids as though they're characters in a Harry Potter book?
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:58 pm to
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Damn, she didn't even spell Bryleigh right.


Is it even possible to spell a made-up name incorrectly?
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
18033 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 12:58 pm to
I went very traditional with my kids names.

When they are doing resumes in a few years they will thank me.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 1:13 pm to
i snapped this one a little while back

Posted by Tubedog13
Member since May 2009
3508 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 1:35 pm to
Met a 10 y/o Kashton the other day. He's destined for travel ball greatness
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34746 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 1:57 pm to
Teagan Regan. Nice
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 1:57 pm to
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are you fat?

Used to be a little over weight, but I'm down to 190 from 225, so no
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poor?


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too old for kids?

Have a beautiful, smart 5 year old. With a normal girl's name that she won't regret later in life
This post was edited on 7/24/19 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 2:03 pm to
Bryliegh's baseball tape might be dropping soon
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2944 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 2:55 pm to
Breckon. It’s reckon with a b!
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 2:57 pm to
The worst I've seen is naming their child CASTLE.

Can you imagine going through life with the name Castle?

Also the "interesting" spelling of normalish names is a hot mess too.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 3:01 pm to


Also relevant.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15369 posts
Posted on 7/24/19 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Liam - pussy Noah - pussy Logan -ok name James - great name Oliver - pussy Elijah - pussy Benjamin - pussy William - great name Lucas - good name Mason - good name

Noted, James.
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