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What took more nads, first mariners to cross the oceans or the first manned moon landing

Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Bass Tiger
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:09 pm
Sometimes you'll hear people debate what was a bigger risk, going to the moon or crossing the oceans in some pretty rickety azz wooden ships. Was the danger and risk involved with the first crossing of the Atlantic Ocean or for that matter any vast expanse of ocean/sea more dangerous than going to the moon? I get that 1000 years ago man had rudimentary knowledge of navigation using a crude compass and celestial bodies to get a general idea of their direction. No doubt a lot of people died trying to cross the various oceans/seas of the world but you may have had a chance to survive if something went wrong on a failed ocean crossing, on a trip to the moon you better get it right or you're probably dead.

With that in mind I think Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Mike Collins had more nads than any of the great explorers of the past 1000 years....think about it , these ancient explorers could always break out the rum or wine if the stress levels got too high, them moon baws only had some fake orange juice called Tang.
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:10 pm to
Moon
/end thread
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:10 pm to


Both were equally dangerous.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
54295 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:13 pm to
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Moon /end thread


I hear ya, that's my thoughts too but there's gonna be some people who'll go with the ancient mariners, they'll tell us that the Apollo astronauts had people holding their hands through the whole trip.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:13 pm to
This is a legitimately tough one to answer.

In both instances you had to assume there would be no return.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:20 pm to
Best answer.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:21 pm to
What about a third option? Omaha beach.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:21 pm to
Both require big brass ones, but space demands more fuzzy ones.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:22 pm to
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What about a third option? Omaha beach.

That was my immediate thought as well.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:23 pm to
Mariners and it’s not close. They went out with absolutely zero support. Once they crossed the horizon they were on their own and had no idea what they would find or encounter.

The astronauts had every PhD on the planet at their disposal the second things went wrong. They knew where they were going and what awaited them.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:24 pm to

The first guys who crossed the ocean had no idea what conditions they were sailing into, no idea what they’d find, no communications with home, food and water limitations, and if they failed chances are nobody would ever know what happened to them.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:24 pm to
Ocean voyages by far. Magellan is credited with being the first man to circumnavigate the globe. He didn't. He got killed. Of his 5 ships only 1 survived with a small crew.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
Crossing the ocean...and it ain't close. There have been 8 times as many people who have traveled to space and back in the history of man kind than there have been solo, non-stop circumnavigations of the globe. Sailing is FAR more dangerous than going to the moon and back....because going to the moon is much more difficult it requires much more caution and management of risk....Hell most of the men sailing with Columbus had no idea where they were going or when or if they would ever return...anyone who has ever gone to the moon was well trained and knew exactly what they were doing and why....

The death rate, all time, of space travel is about 3.7%. The death rate of transatlantic sailing TODAY is nearly 1.5%. Take away coast guards, navigational aids....life jackets????? The nads required to step on a wooden sailing ship and strike out for the horizon...especially for the average able seaman who couldn't navigate, couldn't swim and knew little to nothing about where he was going or when he would get there and back is amazing....
Posted by DoctorO
BTR
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
Lewis and Clark
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
The mariners could have drowned, but they could’ve drowned on any voyage. They could catch fish to eat. They could find food upon landing anywhere they sailed. They had air to breathe and could catch rain water to drink or boil seawater to condense the steam for fresh water. They did not have to worry about lack of atmosphere.
They did have the limitations of their time, particularly their small sailing vessels. They did have the weather that could sink them too.
The trip to the moon was much more dangerous. From taking a trillion pounds of spacecraft and pushing it behind four million horsepower liquid oxygen/hydrogen flamethrower engines to no atmosphere, it goes on and on.
Going to the moon is the hardest thing man has ever done and the only thing harder would be to defeat Marxism and leftest ideology worldwide.
Posted by TigerB8
End Communism
Member since Oct 2003
10901 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:29 pm to
They are both one in the same. Look up what ship the vikings used to cross the north sea and the atlantic in. those things would get sunk so easily if a storm came up...vikings were bad asses....and the astronauts were on another new scary frontier.
Posted by Ye_Olde_Tiger
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:32 pm to
I dont know. Obviously, the moon missions were an incredible technical achievement, the training and physical demands..unreal. But in the end, the death, if it were to come, would be short.

On a wind powered vessel with no gps, I mean those guys were at sea for two months. Scurvy, stinking rotting vomit and worse, starvation, battling storms, mutiny. That's freakin hardcore. Those first Mariners were no slouch, and i would their task was physically and mentally more demanding.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:35 pm to
Ocean voyage by far. At any minute they could have fallen off the edge of the world.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116890 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Lewis and Clark


I read a book about them 20 years ago and still can't get this one paragraph out of my head. They slept on the ground every night. When they reached this one place in the Midwest it was cold but they awoke feeling as if there was a warm blanket over them (that they didn't have). When they looked they saw that the blanket covering them was actually a few thousand fleas.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 7/20/19 at 1:37 pm to
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What about a third option? Omaha beach.


Definitely took a set. Imagine the set it took to be at Normandy AND in the South Pacific???? Fool me once shame on you....but ask me to do that shite again???? That takes some serious bravery. I don't how many took part in both but I am sure some naval people were involved in both...and some marines...


What about revolutionary or civil war battles where they lined up and starting walking toward one another and shooting??? Again, I could be tricked into that one time....but you gonna have to shoot me in the arse trying to get me to do it a second and subsequent times!
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