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Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:23 pm to
If you can’t enjoy your wife and kids without having alcohol involved then I think you have a bigger problem than going to Disney.

Honestly they’re most likely better off without you.
Posted by WHATASHAME
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2009
624 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

I swore I would never go again after the last trip but got free tickets after a detailed letter to their executive offices last year so that cut the price in half


Please explain your displeasure.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4510 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

The sad part is

quote:

I must bring a plastic flask of Blanton's there to sip
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:38 pm to
If you're just looking to drink maybe take the family to Tigerland.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14945 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:39 pm to
I'm a DVC member and a annual passholder, so I go to Disney a lot.

I can say with 100% certainty that there are no bars in the parks with dads shooting the shite while they hideout.

I can understand not liking certain aspects of Disney World, but any guy that goes and sounds as miserable as the OP is trying entirely to hard to be a manly man. Don't worry, no one will think less of you for enjoying some things in Disney.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Magic Kingdom badly needs a bar or lounge on site as I must bring a plastic flask of Blanton's there to sip.



You are an alcoholic.

Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126963 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Magic Kingdom badly needs a bar or lounge on site as I must bring a plastic flask of Blanton's there to sip.
Have you considered taking the 12 steps yet?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53119 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:46 pm to
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In any event, that one week is "credits" i play the rest of the year when I want to take a weekend to Vegas with friends or something without getting a stare.

Good job man. I bet if you be good she might let you have birthday sex this year
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29316 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:47 pm to
Disney's biggest problem is budget resorts....if you get rid of the All Stars, the Art of Animation, the Pop Centruy, etc then you price out a lot of trash and voila Disney is great again.....they made a good move in banning smoking though so I'm hoping that helps...we just went during Mardi Gras and you just can't even understand the sheer amount of fat trash that descends on that place now....BUT my daughter loved it which was worth every bit of my discomfort.
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

If you can’t enjoy your wife and kids without having alcohol involved then I think you have a bigger problem than going to Disney.

Honestly they’re most likely better off without you.


Yawn.....

Two neck and back surgeries leave me unable to do the walking and standing. I still hang with them for much of the day as there are rides the wee bits like to go on with me like the Speedway.

I am not a daily drinker nor many weekends but I earned the right to have a few each day on vacation. But keep your temperance movement alive.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53119 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

I fricked your wife in space mountain while you were with the boys

She likes Disney so she’s probably fat
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:48 pm to
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Have you considered taking the 12 steps yet?

That'll only get the dude from the Hall of Presidents to the Haunted Mansion.
This post was edited on 6/8/19 at 12:49 pm
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Two neck and back surgeries leave me unable to do the walking and standing. I still hang with them for much of the day as there are rides the wee bits like to go on with me like the Speedway. I am not a daily drinker nor many weekends but I earned the right to have a few each day on vacation. But keep your temperance movement alive.



Yawn....

Like I said, they’re better off without you.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29316 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:50 pm to
Also I agree Disney should slack up on the alcohol policy at MK....it would be nice to grab a cold one or two throughout the day especially when you are waiting 2 hrs to meet freaking Cinderella and Rapunzel.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53119 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:51 pm to
Most of the people that go to Disney can’t drink alcohol because their thyroid is acting up
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29316 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:52 pm to
The ones I saw in Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios DGAF
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56403 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:54 pm to
TBH, your not supposed to drink and drive while cruising in the fatty carts. I never do.

It could tip over.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29316 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 12:58 pm to
I legit saw a huge bitch in a wheel chair in Epcot whose normal size daughter (couldn't have been older than 15-16) was pushing her in a wheel chair.....it was hot as hell outside so the girl stopped and caught a little blow in the shade....the mother started bitching her out because they were going to be late for....wait for it.....a lunch reservation.

It was sickening.
This post was edited on 6/8/19 at 12:59 pm
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9203 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 1:05 pm to
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I swore I would never go again after the last trip 

A lot of people dont understand that there is a method to doing Disneyworld. You cant really just buy tickets to the parks and show up, you will get stressed out. I'd like to read your letter.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 6/8/19 at 1:08 pm to
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I'd like to read your letter.


No doubt it contains a complaint about lack of facilities to wipe his leaking vagina.
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