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What sucks about living with a woman is that you know when she takes a dump
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:59 pm
I was always cool with not knowing, even though it's perfectly natural. Now, not so much
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:00 pm to Tarik One
Did you think it didn't happen? I grew up with sisters and prepared for life I guess 
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:01 pm to Tarik One
she could say the same about you.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:02 pm to Tarik One
They also bleed out their vag. Crazy stuff.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:03 pm to Tarik One
Yeah wait till she yells it out to your kids as they try to complain about u to her while she mom the pot ... it only gets better baw
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:03 pm to Tarik One
reality hurts
i found up by seeing some leftover TP tangled in her arse hair
i found up by seeing some leftover TP tangled in her arse hair
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to Tarik One
That’s why you should always ask her to take the dump on your chest so there’s no confusion or mystery.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Did you think it didn't happen? I grew up with sisters and prepared for life I guess
Nothing like walking up on a big steamer that your sister just laid or hearing a trombone fart from her from another room.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:04 pm to Tarik One
Just wait till she starts to fart in bed.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm to boosiebadazz
quote:
That’s why you should always ask her to take the dump on your chest so there’s no confusion or mystery.
Second this
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm to Tarik One
can't be all that bad...smells like bubble gum, right?
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:11 pm to LSUFanHouston
Farting in their sleep is the best.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:12 pm to BRgetthenet
I'm mike duh till, comin liiiiiiive
Frum duh silva slippa', along wit, Duh Cajun Cannon.
Frum duh silva slippa', along wit, Duh Cajun Cannon.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:15 pm to JohnnyKilroy
quote:”you wanna come back to my place?”
They also bleed out their vag. Crazy stuff.
“Yeah, but im on my period.”
“So... do you wanna come back to my place?”
Edit: it only happened once..... Im older and have learned that some girls are telling the truth and I can do without the stained sheets...
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:15 pm to Paul Allen
I did muh first garbage route, chirty yea’s ago, on the back of an old pickup truck.
And ya mudda...........was ridin’ chotgun
Ughhhyuhtalkin traaaaaaaaaash tuh me
And ya mudda...........was ridin’ chotgun
Ughhhyuhtalkin traaaaaaaaaash tuh me
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:19 pm to East Coast Band
Is that second girl in a dungeon that decided to add some luxurious takes, but left the smearings on the wall?
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