re: Let’s say you were graduating in a few hours; would you get drunk?

No. After you have your last drink, you would then have to wait hours before being able to get your next drink. Therefore, you would literally be sitting there sobering up during the ceremony. Would be a complete and utter waste of the earlier drinks.

Unless you can bring a flask with you, then ignore my earlier comments.

Edit: FYI, if you have to give a speech, then being drunk is highly recommended.

Is this a rhetorical question?

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This graduation is from a professional school.

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i would get drunk and not go

I remember a few of us literally having to help a guy to his seat at my LSU graduation... I didn't know whether to look down on or respect the frick outta that dude

If you want to get drunk get fricking drunk. Why you asking us?

Can't. I have to give the valedictory.

Not drunk but I’d pound a few beers real quick.

Seriously? You mean you can't wait until after?

A nice buzz would be cool..