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Was King David the ultimate Jody? The first Jody?
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:14 am
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:14 am
Dude sent Uriabaw to Joab to fight on the front line so that he could get Bathsheba.
It goes deeper...it is from this line that Jesus came from, and all Christianity.
We are all the spawn (actual and/or spiritual) of Jody.
Let that sink in.
It goes deeper...it is from this line that Jesus came from, and all Christianity.
We are all the spawn (actual and/or spiritual) of Jody.
Let that sink in.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:17 am to Pectus
In the immortal words of Adam to Eve, "Go frick yourself."
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:18 am to Pectus
I don't know about the first
there was a lot of begating going on before him
there was a lot of begating going on before him
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:55 am to biglego
His older brother was Imabaw.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 11:10 am to Pectus
Pics of Bathsheba aren't loading for me. Downvote
Posted on 5/11/19 at 11:11 am to Pectus
David was also the best at repenting. He had a heart that was close to God.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 11:17 am to Pectus
“All the greatest gene passers where Jodys.”
- Charles Darwin.
- Charles Darwin.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 11:45 am to Pectus
Never thought about that. I'm going OG Jody. Only because it's in the bible.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 11:55 am to Pectus
David was a man after God's own heart. He wasn't perfect. He had more integrity than this entire forum combined though. The biggest take away from the story of David is that God doesn't look for perfect men. He knew David's heart and he used David. We are still talking about him still today and God delivered us his son through David's bloodline.
My brother, tread carefully making a mockery out of the word of our Lord. If you think David was defined by his sin and weaknesses I would encourage you to read first and second Samuel. Your post wasn't as humorous as you think.
My brother, tread carefully making a mockery out of the word of our Lord. If you think David was defined by his sin and weaknesses I would encourage you to read first and second Samuel. Your post wasn't as humorous as you think.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 12:07 pm to Commander Data
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David was a man after God's own heart. He wasn't perfect. He had more integrity than this entire forum combined though. The biggest take away from the story of David is that God doesn't look for perfect men. He knew David's heart and he used David.
Sort of like he uses Tiger Woods, no?
Posted on 5/11/19 at 12:14 pm to Pectus
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Dude sent Uriabaw to Joab to fight on the front line so that he could get Bathsheba.
Incorrect, he was having sex with Bathsheba before he sent Uriah to Joab to be put on the front line. He sent him to Joan after Uriah refuse to have sex with prego Bathsheba because his fighter baws were still out there fighten.
The bloodline of Jesus also goes back to a prostitution from Jericho (Rahab) and a Moabite woman named Ruth.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 12:18 pm to Polycarp
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David was also the best at repenting.
So David is good at acknowledging his frick ups. He boffed Uriah’s wife, then he murdered Uriah. But it’s all good because he was close to God. Who speaks for Uriah? He got cuckolded and killed.
If you are pitching God, that’s poor salesmanship, baw.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 12:23 pm to JudgeHolden
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So David is good at acknowledging his frick ups. He boffed Uriah’s wife, then he murdered Uriah. But it’s all good because he was close to God. Who speaks for Uriah? He got cuckolded and killed.
If you are pitching God, that’s poor salesmanship, baw.
Here's a man after my own heart.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 12:42 pm to Pectus
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We are all the spawn (actual and/or spiritual) of Jody.
Thank you
Posted on 5/11/19 at 1:06 pm to Pectus
Not the first, but a strong candidate.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 1:08 pm to Commander Data
Jeez, lighten up a little baw
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