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Here's my first draft of "Big Joe" Part Two
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:12 pm
It's sung to the melody of "Big John" written by Jimmy Dean.
Feel free to make any improvements.
Big Joe
Ev'ry mornin' in DC you could see him arrive
He stood six foot tall and weighed one eighty five
Kinda big in the mouth and small in the brain
And everybody I know doesn't care about Big Joe
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
Nobody seemed to know if Big Joe would run
He just stayed in the background all alone
He wouldn't say much, he was quiet and sly
And if you asked at all, he just said, "I'll let you know by and by"
Somebody said he came from Delaware
after he won an election for a Senate seat
With an overwhelming vote of his Democrat base
Sent the other candidate running to a loser's fate, Big Joe
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
Then came the day at the end of April
When the Democrat men and women were cryin'
They were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everyone thought Obama's presidency would be their last, 'cept Joe
Through the lies and more lies of this Trump made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the Dems knew well
He told a saggin' party with his great big grin
That like a white knight ridin', he was gonna win, Big Joe
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
And to the Democrat party he gave a mighty yell
that he would send the Trump bastard back to hell,
And twenty men and women worried when he entered the race
because they feared that Big Joe would begin in first place
Bernie and Beto started shakin' in their boots
While Warren and Harris cried it ain't no fair
for another old white man to lead the pack
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for them
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
Now Big Joe started his campaign against his mighty foe
with his humongous lie condemning the orange clown
For supporting Nazis and white supremicists
But at the end of it all Big Joe lost to a bigger man, Big Don
(Big Don, Big Don)
Bigger Badder Don
(Big Don)
(Big Don)
Bigger Badder Don
Feel free to make any improvements.
Big Joe
Ev'ry mornin' in DC you could see him arrive
He stood six foot tall and weighed one eighty five
Kinda big in the mouth and small in the brain
And everybody I know doesn't care about Big Joe
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
Nobody seemed to know if Big Joe would run
He just stayed in the background all alone
He wouldn't say much, he was quiet and sly
And if you asked at all, he just said, "I'll let you know by and by"
Somebody said he came from Delaware
after he won an election for a Senate seat
With an overwhelming vote of his Democrat base
Sent the other candidate running to a loser's fate, Big Joe
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
Then came the day at the end of April
When the Democrat men and women were cryin'
They were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everyone thought Obama's presidency would be their last, 'cept Joe
Through the lies and more lies of this Trump made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the Dems knew well
He told a saggin' party with his great big grin
That like a white knight ridin', he was gonna win, Big Joe
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
And to the Democrat party he gave a mighty yell
that he would send the Trump bastard back to hell,
And twenty men and women worried when he entered the race
because they feared that Big Joe would begin in first place
Bernie and Beto started shakin' in their boots
While Warren and Harris cried it ain't no fair
for another old white man to lead the pack
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for them
(Big Joe, Big Joe)
Big Bad Joe
(Big Joe)
Now Big Joe started his campaign against his mighty foe
with his humongous lie condemning the orange clown
For supporting Nazis and white supremicists
But at the end of it all Big Joe lost to a bigger man, Big Don
(Big Don, Big Don)
Bigger Badder Don
(Big Don)
(Big Don)
Bigger Badder Don
This post was edited on 4/26/19 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:13 pm to DawgfaninCa
Improvement would be deleting the whole post
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:13 pm to DawgfaninCa
Yeah Joe Alleva was the worst
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:19 pm to DawgfaninCa
I remember when this place could really entertain.
That seems like decades ago.
frick all of you worthless political hack posters. I hope your children grow up to be libertarians.
That seems like decades ago.
frick all of you worthless political hack posters. I hope your children grow up to be libertarians.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:19 pm to DawgfaninCa
What in the actual frick?!!!
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:21 pm to DawgfaninCa
Is Big Joe referring to Joe Biden?
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:21 pm to DawgfaninCa
I prefer the original better
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:23 pm to DawgfaninCa
What does this have to do with sea serpents?
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:24 pm to DawgfaninCa
I made a song about trump to the tune of papa roach
Impeach my life into pieces
This is the mueller report
Russian collusion that’s cheating
Don’t give a flip except for tweeting
Impeach my life into pieces
This is the mueller report
Russian collusion that’s cheating
Don’t give a flip except for tweeting
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:26 pm to DawgfaninCa
Only good Big John knock off is Sky King by Kris Kristofferson
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:26 pm to DawgfaninCa
when I was in 4th grade I remember a friend and I rewrote a bunch of Beatles songs but we changed them to Pokémon themes
Reading this post makes me so glad I grew up to be a normal person
Reading this post makes me so glad I grew up to be a normal person
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:28 pm to DawgfaninCa
This might be legit the worst post ever on this website.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:32 pm to DawgfaninCa
FWIW, I appreciate it.
My Ballad of Clueless Joe went over about as well
My Ballad of Clueless Joe went over about as well
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:32 pm to crazy4lsu
quote:
This might be legit the worst post ever on this website.
Except for fr33manator, there's nothing but a bunch of humorless Dums in OT.
This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:34 pm to DawgfaninCa
What makes it even worse than just cringy is it is an attention whore cross-post.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:42 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
What makes it even worse than just cringy is it is an attention whore cross-post.
Wah, you are making me feel uncomfortable and unwanted and you hurt my feelings.
I'll have to go back to listening to Larry Elder.
This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 5:46 pm to DawgfaninCa
quote:
Wah, you are making me feel uncomfortable, unwanted and you hurt my feelings.
I'll have to go back to listening to Larry Elder.
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