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Dude can’t beat his freaking meat because there is no internet
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:13 am
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:13 am
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He was pissed when he lost internet service. He tells the internet provider that he couldn’t get any p***y at the bar and he is freaking horny who all he wants to do is beat his freaking meat.
He was pissed when he lost internet service. He tells the internet provider that he couldn’t get any p***y at the bar and he is freaking horny who all he wants to do is beat his freaking meat.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:15 am to Byrdybyrd05
What ever happened to imagination?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:29 am to Byrdybyrd05
When I do jerk off, I use my imagination. I know several guys who say they can’t get off or even get hard without porn. That’s pretty sad.
Porn is definitely a very dangerous thing if watched too much or on a regular basis.
Porn is definitely a very dangerous thing if watched too much or on a regular basis.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:31 am
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to Byrdybyrd05
Somebody notify the creators of South Park. I think they can use this for an episode.
Randy
Randy
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:34 am
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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When I do jerk off, I imagination several guys
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to Byrdybyrd05
fricking kids. Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:33 am to Martini
Sears catalog straight to the bras and panties. I will never forget when my dad first got internet in 1998. I felt like I struck gold whenever my parents left and I was home alone.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:36 am to Michael Hayes
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What ever happened to imagination?
What are you like a little virgin?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:40 am to Michael Hayes
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What ever happened to imagination?

Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:42 am to Martini
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fricking kids. Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
Maybe not the time to use this one
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:43 am to el Gaucho
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What are you like a little virgin?
Lol
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:06 am to Martini
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fricking kids. Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
I was about to say, idiots these days have no idea how spoiled they are. They don't know the struggle of jacking it to some bikini model in a magazine.
But they also will never know the joy of stumbling across your old man's porno mag collection either. Man, those were the days...
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:10 am to Michael Hayes
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What ever happened to imagination?

Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:13 am to Martini
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Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
The lingerie section.
Then later we had Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood catalogs.
We can't leave out the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Remember Cheryl Tiegs in the fishnet one piece?

This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 8:16 am
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:15 am to Byrdybyrd05
I have never beaten off so this is all irrelevant to me.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:16 am to chinhoyang
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I have never beaten off so this is all irrelevant to me.
That's quite the effort you put into your homophobia just to say you've never touched a penis before.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:19 am to Byrdybyrd05
Now THIS is a first world problem!
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