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Dude can’t beat his freaking meat because there is no internet

Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:13 am
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26464 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:13 am
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He was pissed when he lost internet service. He tells the internet provider that he couldn’t get any p***y at the bar and he is freaking horny who all he wants to do is beat his freaking meat.
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:15 am to
What ever happened to imagination?
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:29 am to
When I do jerk off, I use my imagination. I know several guys who say they can’t get off or even get hard without porn. That’s pretty sad.

Porn is definitely a very dangerous thing if watched too much or on a regular basis.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:31 am
Posted by Al R Bammer
Member since Jan 2019
61 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to
Somebody notify the creators of South Park. I think they can use this for an episode.

Randy
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 7:34 am
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5750 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to
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When I do jerk off, I imagination several guys

Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49641 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:30 am to
fricking kids. Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:33 am to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26464 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:33 am to
Sears catalog straight to the bras and panties. I will never forget when my dad first got internet in 1998. I felt like I struck gold whenever my parents left and I was home alone.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:35 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58590 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:36 am to
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What ever happened to imagination?

What are you like a little virgin?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86977 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:40 am to
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What ever happened to imagination?

Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:42 am to
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fricking kids. Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.


Maybe not the time to use this one
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:43 am to
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What are you like a little virgin?


Lol
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155679 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:06 am to
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fricking kids. Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.



I was about to say, idiots these days have no idea how spoiled they are. They don't know the struggle of jacking it to some bikini model in a magazine.

But they also will never know the joy of stumbling across your old man's porno mag collection either. Man, those were the days...
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16248 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:10 am to
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What ever happened to imagination?


Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63088 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:13 am to
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Back in my day we had the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.


The lingerie section.

Then later we had Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood catalogs.

We can't leave out the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Remember Cheryl Tiegs in the fishnet one piece?

This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 8:16 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49641 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:15 am to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25724 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:15 am to
I have never beaten off so this is all irrelevant to me.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10220 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:16 am to
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I have never beaten off so this is all irrelevant to me.


That's quite the effort you put into your homophobia just to say you've never touched a penis before.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80583 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:19 am to
Now THIS is a first world problem!
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