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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
clown post.
Do even the slightest amount of research to see how wrong you are.
Along with being stronger than humans, chimps fight dirty. Real dirty. The go for the crown jewels and rip them off.
Do even the slightest amount of research to see how wrong you are.
Along with being stronger than humans, chimps fight dirty. Real dirty. The go for the crown jewels and rip them off.
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up.
I would highly encourage you to try this. Seriously I’d pay you $100 Because I really want to improve the gene pool.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:16 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Thank you! Finally someone who understands brock Lesnar and a chimp would be a fight I think that brock wins. Only concern us teeth
How many muhfrickas Brock Lesnar done fought that erased someone’s face?
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:16 pm to OMLandshark
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I would highly encourage you to try this. Seriously I’d pay you $100 Because I really want to improve the gene pool.
OP gonna ninji chop that fricking monkey right into submission.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How fricking stupid are you?
I’m willing to bet he passed the 8th grade, unlike yourself.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
We're talking about 130 pounds of muscle that seamlessly climbs up trees n shite, while the avg human hurts its back getting out of bed in the morning.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:17 pm to lsupride87
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Standing at almost 4 feet and 100 pounds you have the chimp
Standing at almost 6 feet and 250 lbs you have Daniel Cormier
Cormier is actually stronger than the chimp. The chimp has far sharper teeth though
I think Cormier vs a chimp would be fun to watch
Cormier would be so wrecked you wouldn't be able to recognize him.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:22 pm to CBandits82
I've never once paid for a pay per view fight. If someone puts up OP vs a chimp, I'm dropping $100 for that PPV in a heartbeat.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:25 pm to BigSquirrel
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Monkeys/apes/etc are not my first choice when walking into the zoo with my shirt off, I tell you that.
Okay, you made me laugh.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:25 pm to CBandits82
My first thought when they said a guy killed a mountain lion was,”Must have been a little one.”
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:26 pm to RB10
quote:I am
No one is actually this stupid.
I think a 250 pound trained human fighter is going to beat up a 100-120 pound chimp
Everyone keeps mentioning "animal instinct", well we have that too as humans. We are after all, animals....
Society just has us put away those animal instincts. But in life or death situations, they become unleashed for us as well
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:27 pm to messyjesse
quote:Russell Crowe tried.
Humans didn't take over the world by punching everything into submission.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:30 pm to lsupride87
Lsupride, I like that enthusiasm man, but the difference is physical. Humans can, and should bite any monkey/ape they find themselves fighting, but their mouths and teeth are shaped and structured much better than ours for doing this job. Our bite would hurt, theirs maims.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:31 pm to lsupride87
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I am
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lsupride87
Shocking.
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I think a 250 pound trained human fighter is going to beat up a 100-120 pound chimp
Everyone keeps mentioning "animal instinct", well we have that too as humans. We are after all, animals....
Society just has us put away those animal instincts. But in life or death situations, they become unleashed for us as well
The only advantage a human has over any decently sized wild animal is the ability to craft and utilize tools. If you remove that advantage human beings tumble down the food chain.
Thinking humans can best full grown wild animals with their bare hands is mind-numbingly stupid.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:33 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Yes I've been arguing that since the beginning. I never said we could beat a gorilla or that an average Joe could even beat a chimp. But a trained fighter, especially DC would absolutely beat a chimp. He is stronger bigger and outweighs him by over 100 pounds
Let’s see who knows more? Cletus with a 3rd grade education who fricks his sister up in the Ozarks or Joe Rogan, who is an MMA expert and obsessed with chimps: LINK
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:34 pm to BigSquirrel
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My first thought when they said a guy killed a mountain lion was,”Must have been a little one.”
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:35 pm to lsupride87
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I think a 250 pound trained human fighter is going to beat up a 100-120 pound chimp
If you can convince the chimp to wear 4 ounce gloves and not remove your testicles or fingers with their opening salvo, I agree with you.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:37 pm to lsupride87
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No one is actually this stupid.
I am
At least you’re honest about it.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:38 pm to lsupride87
I just can't look over the teeth and thumbs on the feet. Also wouldn't a chimp be more agile, have more dynamic strength, and better cardio?
Pride, what is the human going to do to finish off and kill this chimp?
Pride, what is the human going to do to finish off and kill this chimp?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 2:41 pm to Lsupimp
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This is one of the more stupid things written on this board in a while. In the first 30 seconds an enraged chimp would tear your penis from your body and blind you. After that it would get worse.
Most people don't know how chimps fight/attack people or other chimps.
They go after the soft, vulnerable areas of the body like the genitals, face and hands. Most attacks on humans are absolutely brutal. When chimps attack men they usually mutilate the genitals, either before or after they kill them. When they attack women, they'll often go for the face, literally eating/ripping off the skin and soft tissue from the face. An adult chimp is about 5 times stronger than an adult male. And their attacks usually result in a trail of dickless, faceless people.
Some of this has already been discussed in this thread but it still amazes me that chimps aren't universally viewed as complete savages.
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