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re: "What the hell?" gifts you got today.

Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

My MIL gave me a visa gift card with a balance of $0.
Did she shoplift it?
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

a visa gift card with a balance of $0.



The true meaning of Christmas.
Posted by Sam4LSU
Member since Aug 2014
138 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:38 pm to
Nope. She just doesn’t like me, at all.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Nope. She just doesn’t like me, at all.
Ya think
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48913 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Nope. She just doesn’t like me, at all

Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7520 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

My mom gave me a Himalayan salt lamp, an aromatherapy machine, and a Pepto-Bismol pink shirt. I love them because they're from my mom


bullshite.

quote:

She's an evil fricking genius.


No doubt.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:11 pm to
Got a call at 7 AM from a one night stand saying she was pregnant. I’m so fricking pissed at myself. The chick isn’t even attractive. God I’m such a fricking idiot.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48913 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Got a call at 7 AM from a one night stand saying she was pregnant. I’m so fricking pissed at myself. The chick isn’t even attractive. God I’m such a fricking idiot.

Damn Walt. She couldn't have waited until 12/26 to tell you?
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2058 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:28 pm to

Doesn't matter...had sex!

Congrats on breaking your slump.
Posted by Fourteen28
Member since Aug 2018
1156 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Got a call at 7 AM from a one night stand saying she was pregnant. I’m so fricking pissed at myself. The chick isn’t even attractive. God I’m such a fricking idiot.



This is gold right here.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Also, how did you not know it was a giant troll on her part?
I don't know. Maybe she's getting senile.

The salt lamp is heavy as hell. I licked it to verify its authenticity.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60645 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:58 pm to
Omaha Steaks that will arrive Thursday...
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

bullshite
Maybe a little.

On the other hand, I now own a rock with a light bulb in it.
This post was edited on 12/25/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted by DeathValley1924
Clear Lake, TX
Member since Aug 2006
754 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:05 pm to
My MIL is the worst gift giver. She bought me a cheap drone and a Ford Mustang cap. Just give me a gift card to a restaurant instead of this crap.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:07 pm to
Vegan cookbook.

I literally cooked a roast for everyone the night before.

I couldn’t be less vegan. I don’t even like vegetables.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:08 pm to
Why not just be thankful for your gifts? Some would love a Ford Mustang hat.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20550 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Why not just be thankful for your gifts?


Why not be thankful for little Walter?
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10652 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:40 pm to
“All i wanted was a 35 wheelen CVA Scout camo stainless steel barrel with a muzzle break equipped with a leopold vx-6 4x18 40mm with a vault gun case”
Ralphie
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6226 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:40 pm to
Cologne
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7461 posts
Posted on 12/25/18 at 4:40 pm to
Golf ball retriever. WTF?! As if I hit the ball into the water a lot or something?




I do. But the gift giver didn't know that. It's actually an awesome gift.
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