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If you see a hot chick driving kind of a shitty car?

Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:16 pm
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1203 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:16 pm
Do you automatically think she’s more apt to give out the poon? I do. Not sure why though. Kinda like if she smokes she pokes, I guess..
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9581 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:18 pm to
I always wonder why she doesn’t hook up with a successful dude and get better shite.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:20 pm to
I assume she must be bat shite crazy if she can’t find some peckerwood to keep her up
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33792 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:21 pm to
I feel sad for hot girls who are poor. If they just got their shite together, they could make it on looks alone. I see fat ugly chicks married to rich guys all the time.

I need to teach a class.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
42749 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

I always wonder why she doesn’t hook up with a successful dude and get better shite.



Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64808 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:21 pm to
Fo real huh?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60258 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:21 pm to
Strong morals.

Harder.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:22 pm to
hot chicks turn mens brains into mush. OP is evidence.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32978 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:22 pm to
I automatically think she does hair for a living.
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1203 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:23 pm to
And her name is Crystal.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32978 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:24 pm to
Or Jordan
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:25 pm to
Maybe she likes her car and doesn’t want a new one. Maybe it is sentimental to her.

Stop projecting you POS.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14497 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:26 pm to
I automatically think "she must be a mechanic".
Posted by Dingeaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5668 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

I always wonder why she doesn’t hook up with a successful dude and get better shite.


same here.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19892 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:41 pm to
Marry that girl

1. Doesn’t care about keeping up appearances
2. Isn’t relying on daddy’s or anybody else’s money
3. Down to earth
4. Probably knows how to fix a car
5. You don’t have to worry about getting fluids on her seats.
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2703 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:43 pm to
Exactly
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

I feel sad for hot girls who are poor.


No one to blame but themselves
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 12:47 pm
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1203 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:48 pm to
Yea, I don’t know. I’m not sure if you married Crystal, put her in a nice car and upgraded her lifestyle if she would be truly happy. I think you’re better off poking her for a few months then letting some scaffold builder have her.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
50807 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:48 pm to
Depends...

Could be that she’s an art teacher.

Could be that she’s gone back to school and the car’s just gotta last til she’s done.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

I see fat ugly chicks married to rich guys all the time.

These are what the hot girls with shitty cars turn into.
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