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Meanwhile, In Israel, The All Red Heifer Has Been Born

Posted on 9/24/18 at 11:59 am
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 11:59 am

And it's the end of the world as we know it??

The Red Heifer is a Jewish prophecy that says when an all Red Heifer is born in Israel, it will mark the building of the Third Temple and thus the return of the Messiah. This coincides with the Christian return of Jesus as the end of times.
Well, it looks like this heifer might have been born, the first born in Israel in 2000 years. They know this because there actually is a team of rabbis who have been searching for this cow. They are currently inspecting the calf to ensure that it was a natural birth, has not been used for work, is 100% red, no marks, and something about spring water, and of course born in Israel in a temple.

Long story short, get your shite together, judgement day could be right around the corner.

1st Red Heifer Born in Israel in 2000 Years Sparks Armageddon Fears
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61617 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:00 pm to
It’s momma was all red in the video
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:01 pm to
The Daily Express huh?
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9233 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71496 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:02 pm to
I feel fine.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98397 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to
Another excuse for them to go to killing each other. This will turn out just peachy.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19581 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to
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It’s momma was all red in the video


Based on the source, it wouldn't surprise me if Angelina Jolie midwifed because she's leaving Hollywood forever.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16659 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to
There are actually people dumb enough to believe in this shite, and people wonder why the world is fricked
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51814 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to
Well, did they burn the damn thing or not?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:04 pm to
Why does God hate white hairs on cows? SJW?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66526 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:04 pm to
It needs to be sacrificed for the messiah to come back.

Sacrificed with its meat sold off to Burger King.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:05 pm to
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Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30412 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:06 pm to
Is this gonna affect the LSU-Ole Miss game?
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6284 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:08 pm to
But they cited Numbers which was the old law. Jesus specifically says he fulfilled the old law.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37855 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:10 pm to
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But they cited Numbers which was the old law. Jesus specifically says he fulfilled the old law.



Well yea, they’re Jewish.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21611 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:11 pm to
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The All Red Heifer Has Been Born


Not sure what the big deal is. Most babies are born with one hair color and it can change dramatically. My son's hair was almost black and by about 2 years old, it was blond (still is).

Anyway, how does anyone know that this little redheaded girl will turn out to be fat? Isn't that a little presumptuous?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19581 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:11 pm to
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Jesus specifically says he fulfilled the old law.


Jews are taking a mulligan.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29257 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:20 pm to
It looked exactly like the mom?
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
32077 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:24 pm to
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There are actually people dumb enough to believe in this shite, and people wonder why the world is fricked



So let’s play the what if game. Say this thing is all red. the Jewish people and nation of Israel will build a temple in Jerusalem in response to the red heifer what do you think the response will be from Palestinians hamas etc? You can say chicken or egg but the response from this is likely to trigger a sequence of events in a powder keg of a region that could spark a multinational war. Does that mean the prophecy/end times was for real?
Posted by inmybasement
Texas
Member since Mar 2018
316 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:26 pm to
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