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re: what awkward conversation have you had with an in-law

Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36721 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

My FIL used to snort coke with Barry Seal all the damn time



He probably post on here. Everyone of Seals buddies post here.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10486 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:53 pm to
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I think we have a very close second here...



I think David might actually have taken the lead here.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend


trashy AF
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
5812 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:38 pm to
When my BIL told me he used to go on Grindr. Yeah, I thought he was shitting me.


They're divorced now...
Posted by Sasquatch26
Parts Unknown
Member since Apr 2015
44 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:49 pm to
That's ackward? I've had way better convos than that.
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 2:52 pm to
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Aliceville


I have hunted around there a bunch of times, but never heard about these.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2036 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:09 pm to
My then-fiance's dad introduced his brother to me at 6AM on the morning after my bachelor party. Not four hours earlier I was blackout drunk and throwing my guts up. I had woken up in a heap and had stepped outside the hotel for a smoke just as they were leaving for a round of golf.

I looked like shite, sounded like shite, and probably smelled like shite too. Don't remember a damn thing that was said.

We all laugh about it now.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17681 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

He didn't take it that way

I bet I know which way he does take it
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38954 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

what awkward conversation have you had with an in-law


Let's just say that my conversations with the in-laws are one-sided.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16549 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

My then-fiance's dad introduced his brother to me at 6AM on the morning after my bachelor party.


Was your future FIL at your bachelor party? That would be more awkward than any conversation
Posted by Fourteen28
Member since Aug 2018
1156 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:35 pm to
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Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend

It was brutal


Your wife is awesome
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90878 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend




Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90878 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:50 pm to
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dinner one night, in-laws popped question once again. Friend proceeded to tell in-laws that they would have to wait a little longer since their daughter enjoyed anal so much.


Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5603 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:56 pm to
My drunk mother in law told us about her last dildo purchase on Christmas eve
Posted by pigpickin
Member since Oct 2014
147 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 3:57 pm to
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Was your future FIL at your bachelor party? That would be more awkward than any conversation


Not mine but I was at a good buddy's Vegas bachelor party years ago, 2000 I believe. His dad lined up two strippers to put on a show in the large two bedroom corner suite his dad and FIL were sharing at a popular strip hotel/casino. After putting on a helluva raunchy show in front of all of us, dad and FIL included, the strippers take the bachelor back to one of the bedrooms and proceed to give him a private show. Dude is since divorced and remarried to a much younger woman now but needless to say that was pretty damn awkward, to me at least, but being 21 years old at the time I just went with it.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 4:03 pm
Posted by GumbeauxGuy
Kingwood
Member since Sep 2003
388 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:42 pm to
I second that post.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27483 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:58 pm to
In the hospital with my ex wife, and she's on demarol to help with the pain from a huge dvt.

Doctor is explaining she will need xarelto or coumadin and can't take birth control.

MIL starts asking about it.

Repeatedly.

"What do they do?"

Doctor keeps ignoring her and talking.

I look over and say, "it's fine, it's damned near impossible to get pregnant from anal"

Ex, very groggily and proudly states, "and I swallow!"

MIL was mortified. Female doctors blushed. Male doc looked like he wanted to high five me into next year.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67950 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:59 pm to
Not really an awkward conversation

I had a friend bring me as a date to a wedding. They had difficulties locating the groom for over an hour at the reception. We ended up finding him in a closet with the MIL straddling him.

shite got ugly real fast but a thread over all of it would be a fun read.


Let me know if I should start a thread about that story lol
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 5:59 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64208 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:06 pm to
I dated my SIL for 1.5 years before my wife and I got together years later.

Family stuff was weird for a while.
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:10 pm to
We need the whole story in its own thread. Start it
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