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re: Why. do some hot girls like dad bods?

Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72379 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:50 pm to
Scruffy is going to go with absolute bullshite on that “poll”.

Just more faux info put out to make people think that being fat/overweight is acceptable.

It isn’t.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12065 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:51 pm to
I’m gonna go play a round of golf at one of the many fine courses out here, have a few beers, probably bet the football games from the app on my phone, flirt with the cart girl, then go home and shower before watching the UFC fights somewhere and hoping to run into a fun bachelorette party. All while the OP is at the gym before crushing some Arby’s and heading to da club.
Posted by GambitAUfan
Member since Nov 2010
2851 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:51 pm to
The formula is pretty easy:

Have confidence
Be able to make her laugh part of the time
Have money or have potential to make money
Be able to keep her sexually satisfied

Bonus points:
Be average or above looking
Tall
Have another girl already
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49096 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Just more faux info put out to make people think that being fat/overweight is acceptable

I've never associated a dad bod with being fat. Just not toned and doesn't work out much. Maybe 10 lbs overweight.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55225 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

ts fricking gross.


To you, perhaps you have issues not resolved in the closet

quote:

I work out every day watch what I eat so I can look good and smash poon


I was not born attractive, nor tall, nor tan. Lord did not bless me with a big bank account either. In spite of all this women have been attracted to me all my life without making much effort to smash their poon. I do however have some things that allow me to overcome my many disadvantages.

Be wild (but not in a mean way) and women seem to like that
Put them at ease without hitting the friend zone
Make them laugh, especially when smashing said poon
Fly under their radar by not trying to impress them
Be a great wingman
Know how to dance or at least be able to fake it pretty well

Weird as it sounds, women are like cats in that you want them to rub up on you and sometimes the best way to achieve this is to not appear to try rubbing them.

I am old and fat yet I can still attract women so attitude goes farther than looks.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7767 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:08 pm to
You have no game
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:12 pm to
You mean smashing poon is not game? I can see the OP going up to some poon at a bar and saying, “I like broccoli, wanna frick?”
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22710 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:35 pm to
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Know how to dance




A long ago girlfriend used to drag me to swing dance lessons every week. I really wasn't into it and never wanted to go but I eventually did get the hang of it. 20 years later I look at it as the biggest favor anyone ever did for me. Learn to turn, pass, bump and wrap and you're good for a wide variety of music.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:37 pm to
People miss the main reason for this phenomenon IMO. Sure, many women are insecure and enjoy having a partner who is less fit and a constant ego boost. But that doesn’t give most women credit.

In my personal experience as someone who has hit the gym hard since early high school, women like interesting men, and most gym rats are the opposite of interesting. They’re not funny. They’re not adventurous. They’re too regimented.

Show me a fit guy who lets loose on the weekends, and I’ll show you the pooty. Don’t be the guy eating grilled chicken without a bun at a party or drinking vodka water with lime while standing in the corner with a tight shirt on at bars.

Be fit but also be the life of the party, and you’ll have no trouble scoring.
Posted by SaltyNutSnack
Stillwater
Member since Jun 2016
1197 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:38 pm to
Just because I’m old fat and going bald, doesn’t mean my women have to be.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85481 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:39 pm to
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I work out every day watch what I eat so I can look good and smash poon and some fat slob with a beer gut and cowboy boots walks into the bar with a dime piece.


I enjoy how much this obviously pissed you off.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66202 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Why. do some hot girls like dad bods?
Yup

Some hot girls like Pentecostal Preachers.

Some hot girls like the wretched refuse of society.

Some hot girls like other hot girls.

Don’t concentrate on the segment that is not in play for you, concentrate instead on family reunions.

Arky gonna Arky.

Posted by Cjscore
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2016
593 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 5:42 pm to
Start wearing a wedding ring that may help.

You spend your time in the gym, they spend their time in other places.
Posted by jimmyjohn19
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2018
183 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:41 pm to
No you don't and no you don't
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 6:50 pm to
Padma Lakshmi married Salman Rushdie. At the time she was 34 and he was 57. Safe to say she didn't marry for his looks, and maybe not for his wallet either, she's a celebrity in her own right.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:17 pm to
He has a dad size wallet.
Posted by Tigersaint09
St Petersburg
Member since Dec 2013
1125 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:34 pm to
You think people like The Rock are insecure? Maybe you are just too weak minded to be the best you you can be
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98641 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:39 pm to
A very attractive woman I know (no pics) is on her 3d marriage. #1 was to a former college athlete. #2 was a software developer who started his own company and became very wealthy. Both were high status douchebags. #3 has neither looks, status nor wealth. He's short, fat, and a mid level college administrator. But he has a hell of a personality and had the balls to approach someone out of his league. They've been married four years, which is twice as long as she was married to either of the others.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:40 pm to
1. Money
2. Oedipal issues of hottie
3. Emotional maturity of dad
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13710 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 7:46 pm to
OP sounds like a gymcel.
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