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re: Why. do some hot girls like dad bods?

Posted on 8/25/18 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24268 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 2:47 pm to
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I work out every day watch what I eat so I can look good and smash poon and some fat slob with a beer gut and cowboy boots walks into the bar with a dime piece.

Quit working out, eat Popeyes, drink and get some cowboy boots then and you'll be much happier.
Posted by tiger1014
Member since Jan 2011
12511 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 2:55 pm to
Maybe they like men with a balanced life who like to do more than work out 6 times a week and eat kale?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 2:56 pm to
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Women don't prioritize fitness as much as men do


What? Women are on sale 24/7. They sure as frick do.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:00 pm to
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shite is whack


Probably has to do with you using words like "whack". That and you have no game.
This post was edited on 8/25/18 at 7:01 pm
Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4220 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:00 pm to
We have the meat
Posted by BengalBlood81
Member since Oct 2014
1292 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:04 pm to
I bet you can’t help but talk about your workout routine and what you eat when you talk to chicks.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:05 pm to
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Hawgnsincebirth55


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54628 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:06 pm to
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Why. do some hot girls like dad bods?


Sorry your peen is so small.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55994 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:07 pm to
Damn, that shite just makes me cringe...
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28259 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:08 pm to
OMG flaccid frustration!!

You must be ugly, boring and/or poor.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:08 pm to
Probably because they're not insecure like yourself
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18364 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:10 pm to
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I have an 800 credit score so I think I'd be ok if I weren't married though


Bruh I’ve got an 800+ credit score too and I’d be up shite’s creek if I had to jump in the dating game. Free walks through the park would be my Tinder message.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48463 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:12 pm to
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Bruh I’ve got an 800+ credit score too and I’d be up shite’s creek if I had to jump in the dating game. Free walks through the park would be my Tinder message.

I haven't been on a date (that wasn't my wife) in 15 years. I'm 40 years old now so I wouldn't be after a 20 something anyway. I'm too old for that kind of drama now.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98168 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:12 pm to
Vince Vaughn actually has the potential to be fairly ripped if he would put some work into it
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19256 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:13 pm to
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some fat slob with a beer gut and cowboy boots walks into the bar with a dime piece


Because you are poor and I'm not
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:13 pm to
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What? Women are on sale 24/7. They sure as frick do.





No doubt. My gf works out 3 times a day, sometimes more because she's scared she'll get fat if she doesn't.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28259 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:13 pm to
Id probably be okay with women around my age but can’t fathom trying to date a mid 20s chick (because of the tech/communication differences).
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30137 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:14 pm to
Probably figure the odds of ole dad bad turning out gay is way less likely than work out baw who obsesses about the male body?

Or maybe even dad bod is just looking for an attractive companion to shower his affection upon rather than workout obsessed guy who is looking to smash poon?



Of course, as suggested, the dad bod credit card may be the key.

You need to quit obsessing over other men's bodies and step up your game Baw.

Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2603 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:15 pm to
$$$$$$$$$$
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48463 posts
Posted on 8/25/18 at 3:16 pm to
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Vince Vaughn actually has the potential to be fairly ripped if he would put some work into it

Me too and I was 10 years ago. I just don't have the time or desire to be all ripped in my 40s. As long as the pants in my closet still fit I'm good.
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