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re: Y’all got your truck nutz ready? Velociraptor 6x6

Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:52 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Member since Feb 2005
59066 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:52 am to
I bet it will jump a shark.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:53 am to
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Gonna have a hard time swingin that thing into Sonic tho


Sonic on Gubment in BR is a Drive-through
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:54 am to
Does it come with white framed Oakley’s and a new Iberia haircut?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:55 am to
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There are endless things I would rather spend $350k on.



I know what I'd spend my $350K on...

Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:57 am to
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Gonna have a hard time swingin that thing into Sonic tho


You can get perfectly legitimate street cred in trailer parks all over LP with a regular Ford Raptor. I don’t see the practical application of six wheels.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:57 am to
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And the bed is as long as regular trucks USED to be.


Another reason I still drive my old Dodge 2500 with a 8' bed.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:59 am to
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You can get perfectly legitimate street cred in trailer parks all over LP with a regular Ford Raptor. I don’t see the practical application of six wheels.


To make the regular Raptor baws jealous.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26860 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:00 am to
That thing looks fricking stupid...
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22056 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:00 am to
“But Why?”
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:02 am to
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Does it come with white framed Oakley’s and a new Iberia haircut?



Not sure...but I do believe they will apply Salt Life stickers on the back window at no extra cost.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:02 am to
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:02 am to
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“But Why?”


If one has the bucks, why not?
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
108826 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:04 am to
Aw how cute. My 6x6 will fricking crush that little bitch.



This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 9:10 am
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18176 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:06 am to
This makes no sense

Velociraptors are roughly the size of turkeys

Why would they name some huge penile-envy based truck after a little turkey dinosaur
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64573 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:08 am to
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The VelociRaptor 6X6 concept starts at $349,000


Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
22028 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:10 am to
Appropriately priced at $350k
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32143 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:10 am to
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Maybe true, but you'd look fricking cool as shite, bawwwww


I used to joke that people above a certain trash level should be assigned a specific car, clothes, and haircut so that the rest of society would know to avoid them.

As I got older, I realized that those already sort of self-segregate into the Raptor/Truck Nuts/Mullet subset.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58413 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:10 am to
I love people that automatically go to dick size in these threads, usually they’re the insecure ones.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:11 am to
quote:

This makes no sense

Velociraptors are roughly the size of turkeys

Why would they name some huge penile-envy based truck after a little turkey dinosaur


LINK



According to that site, they even looked somewhat like a Turkey. If true, wayyyyy different than Jurassic Park
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:11 am to
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Good question. Ask the small dick guy triggered by what another man drives.


When one mans lil peen decisions impede on others, it’s ok to be triggered
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