Has this happen to you attending a wedding reception?

Good weddings have cocktail hour with appetizers

Eat, sure, but never had drinks held back.

Who gives af? You’re going to get plastered eventually

I once fricked the bride before the wedding

I was in a wedding recently. I had to stand with the chick I was walking with while the bride and groom danced. I was pissed. I walked to the bar so quick after that song.

Never been to one where you can't drink until they arrive.

Usually hit the bar, head to the bathroom double fisting, and start railing gator tails to get the party fricking started

Improvise. Adapt and overcome.


Plenty of the guests were drinking before the bride and groom got there......

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You had to wait to eat AND drink before the bride and groom arrived to the venue.

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I am unsure what you means by "wait ... before the bride and groom arrived...", but I have waited UNTIL the bride and groom arrived to begin eating.

That said, I think you owe it to your guest to get them eating and drinking as quickly as possible. Get the dances going soon, cut the cake, then party hard the rest of the night/evening/day.

Yep. Baptists