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If you haven't seen the "Useless Martial Arts" videos, you owe it to yourself

Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:09 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:09 am
Top 5 USELESS Martial Arts & Fighting Styles

It amazes me that some of these morons actually start to buy into their own horseshite.

like the kiai sensei dude who then offers $500 to anyone who can beat him. . .and the first guy whips the shite outta him (shown in glorious technicolor) .
Posted by stuntman
Florida
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:14 am to
How in the hell did this not make the list?


Antifa fight training
Posted by volod
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:27 am to

As a practitioner of Tae Kwon Do for four years, let me say this.

I agree that intangible fighting styles are not useful for street fighting. As he demonstrated, rely on whatever form of "ki" won't help you win a fight.

I also watched his other video on worthless fighting styles. A fighting style will only ever be a good as the practitioner. His comment about how he never learned how to block a face punch is a problem with his dojang, as many TKD schools teach how to intercept face punches.

Some styles are more "street fighter" friendly than others. I agree that some styles require more energy than necessary or too much space to be effective. However, the fighter must be adaptive to his opponent no matter the style.

Posted by Tigerlaff
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:30 am to
That was wonderful entertainment.
Posted by TheChosenOne
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:39 am to
I’ve seen King Fu Hustle enough times to know that many of these styles do in fact work.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:45 am to
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I also watched his other video on worthless fighting styles. A fighting style will only ever be a good as the practitioner. His comment about how he never learned how to block a face punch is a problem with his dojang, as many TKD schools teach how to intercept face punches.
Perhaps, but I know several TKD black belts in ITA and/or ATA.

And everyone of them, to a man, will tell you that TKD is useless in a street fight. TKD is too structured and rigid. Fluidity and improvisation is lacking to the point that some would say it is discouraged.

TKD is akin to Akido, in that it can only be effective with an "and" attached to it.

Such and such's fighting style is TKD and shotakan or TKD and Jujitsu. . .shite like that.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:58 am to
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Tae Kwon Do


But if Joe Rogan’s reverse back kick gets a hold of anyone; they gone.



This post was edited on 5/31/18 at 1:00 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:05 am to
My son had a bad arse back kick he learned in isshinryu

he kicked me in the leg with it when we were wrestling around back when he was 8. Walked with a limp for a month
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:13 am to
I just knock my son in the ear every so often.

I’m trying to develop cauliflower ear early so no one fricks with him later in life.

You never frick with someone with cauliflower ear.




















I kid I kid!
Posted by ReauxlTide222
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:26 am to
What the frick did you just make me watch?
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:38 am to
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What the frick did you just make me watch?

delusion
Posted by 31TIGERS
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 4:59 am to
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 5:31 am to
Those dudes are just all the weird kids from middle school who found an outlet. Still weird me out with their imaginary stuff and sound effects they make with their mouths.
Posted by GeauxDoc
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 5:48 am to
"Hey Man, I'm going to try to hurt you but I'm not that confident I will win"
Posted by MWP
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 8:16 am to
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You never frick with someone with cauliflower ear.



That's actually excellent advice to live by.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 9:47 am to
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 10:06 am to
Craig will be here at any second to talk about how his son is the greatest martial artist of all-time and how the bow staff is, like, totally cool and hip, you guys....

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 10:07 am to
I like how that YouTuber has the gall to give permission to viewer to share "his" video when his video is just a compilation of other people's footage.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 10:15 am to
That tai chi fella dropped that one chick when her force field failed.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/31/18 at 10:17 am to
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Antifa fight training


Reminds me of Chop and Steele

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