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Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:45 am
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:45 am
Which would you rather? Team million. What say you?
Brisket & peas
***Update.
Iopsided choices as expected. Let's change it up
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do you still take the million?
Brisket & peas
***Update.
Iopsided choices as expected. Let's change it up
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do you still take the million?
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 12:06 pm
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:46 am to StealthCalais11
this is a strange lunch thread...
hunger strike no food (or masturbating) until dph is free
hunger strike no food (or masturbating) until dph is free
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 11:50 am
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:46 am to StealthCalais11
Brisket and noodle salad
Million
Million
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 11:47 am
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:47 am to StealthCalais11
C. Iran Contra
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:47 am to StealthCalais11
I'd rather $1MM and have sex.
I haven't beat off in like 2 months.
I haven't beat off in like 2 months.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:48 am to StealthCalais11
Is the 100 bucks tax free?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:49 am to StealthCalais11
Obviously the million and then invest it.
Someone did the math and it would take 14 years if you jerk it 2 times a day everyday to get to a million. Add in inflation and you're an idiot if you take the $100 option.
Someone did the math and it would take 14 years if you jerk it 2 times a day everyday to get to a million. Add in inflation and you're an idiot if you take the $100 option.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:49 am to StealthCalais11
Lump sum.
If you jerked it twice a day everyday, it would take you nearly 15 years to make that million.
Plus, if someone is giving you a hundo everytime you give yourself a hand, that someone is going to need some verification. Not playing that game.
What a weird fricking thread. Do you people work, or just think of weird shite all the time?
ETA: pasta
If you jerked it twice a day everyday, it would take you nearly 15 years to make that million.
Plus, if someone is giving you a hundo everytime you give yourself a hand, that someone is going to need some verification. Not playing that game.
What a weird fricking thread. Do you people work, or just think of weird shite all the time?
ETA: pasta
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 11:50 am
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:50 am to StealthCalais11
You'd have to average 3 whacks a day, every day, for 10 years or 30 whacks a day for a year to get the million.
I'd take the lump sum.
I'd take the lump sum.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:51 am to StealthCalais11
Chicken salad and two left twix
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:51 am to Winston Cup
quote:
until dph is free
He's not banned. Just taking some time off.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:52 am to Cowboyfan89
quote:
Do you people work
What do you mean by "you people"?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:52 am to Breesus
quote:
30 whacks a day for a year to get the million.
so you're saying there is a chance
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:53 am to tgrbaitn08
Worse lunch thread ever.....
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:54 am to TH03
Yeah this is one of the dumbest shite I have read on here.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:54 am to Breesus
quote:
30 whacks a day for a year to get the million.
Some people on this board call that a Tuesday
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 11:55 am
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:56 am to dukke v
quote:
Worse lunch thread ever.....
Nah, that's reserved for Oweo and his poster of the week lunch thray on Fridays.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:57 am to StealthCalais11
You would have to fap 10,000 times to get to one million. That's approximately 27 times a day for one year.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:57 am to StealthCalais11
$1MM. At $100 a pop (SWIDT?), that's 10,000 dishonorable discharges. If I spread the mayo once a day, that's over 27 years of punching the clown to get the million bucks. Factor in the future time value of money, and it's likely I couldn't rough the suspect up enough before I die to overtake the buying power of having $1MM today.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 11:58 am
Posted on 5/22/18 at 11:58 am to StealthCalais11
quote:
$100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?
is this retroactive?
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