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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:27 pm to
Chicken pot pie
Water

Gimme the million bucks.

How’s everyone doing today?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107507 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:30 pm to
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Masturbate



i'm catholic...that's a sin and having to confess it is vv embarrassing.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52932 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:30 pm to
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plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.

You’ve been watching me this whole time?
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12448 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:31 pm to
Living the dream
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:31 pm to
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many signals you received?


You lost me, LCA.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45726 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:33 pm to
Stouffers chicken and potatoes, diet Coke. I'm close enough to retirement, I take the million.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107507 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:33 pm to
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you may become a respectable housewife yet



bullshite...lil miss lazy err err i mean my sweet baby slept through kabob day and dillon had to eat potted meat sandwiches.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72595 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:34 pm to
I keeping trying for many millions on Wednesdays and Saturdays but so far it feels like they are jerking me around.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
105792 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:37 pm to
Hey NoHo!
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:39 pm to
Hey No Ho...

You really said this???

[img]Hey Skillet: Darth is sexy and chicks dig him. - NoHoTiger 9/18/17[/img]
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107507 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:40 pm to
squirting vids are my downfall/fetish...to see a chick uncontrollably pee pee'ing at the height of orgasm is vv sex-citing.


jmcs
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36590 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:40 pm to
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$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.

Do you still take the million?


Absolutely not, i put in some work on “sick” days during middle and high school that would be a nice starting salary to start me off before going full commission.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:42 pm to
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Hey No Ho...

You really said this???


Yes she did. I’m rather dashing.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:43 pm to
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squirting vids are my downfall/fetish...to see a chick uncontrollably pee pee'ing at the height of orgasm is vv sex-citing.


I don’t ever want to see you saying a thing about me liking feet.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70025 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:44 pm to
This dude....

I am having a tuna and egg sandwich.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107507 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:45 pm to
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I’m rather dashing.






no you're not...you irl look ew, dirty & smelly


proof

Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:45 pm to
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Yes she did. I’m rather dashing.
But the pic you recently published says otherwise
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107507 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:48 pm to
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LCA131



You're a devout Catholic right....Just so you know God Made You This Way, it's ok...the Pope said so
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12448 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:48 pm to
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squirting vids are my downfall/fetish...to see a chick uncontrollably pee pee'ing at the height of orgasm is vv sex-citing.


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