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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:27 pm to StealthCalais11
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:27 pm to StealthCalais11
Chicken pot pie
Water
Gimme the million bucks.
How’s everyone doing today?
Water
Gimme the million bucks.
How’s everyone doing today?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:30 pm to StealthCalais11
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Masturbate
i'm catholic...that's a sin and having to confess it is vv embarrassing.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:30 pm to StealthCalais11
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plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
You’ve been watching me this whole time?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:31 pm to LCA131
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many signals you received?
You lost me, LCA.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:33 pm to StealthCalais11
Stouffers chicken and potatoes, diet Coke. I'm close enough to retirement, I take the million.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:33 pm to Winston Cup
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you may become a respectable housewife yet
bullshite...lil miss lazy err err i mean my sweet baby slept through kabob day and dillon had to eat potted meat sandwiches.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:34 pm to NoHoTiger
I keeping trying for many millions on Wednesdays and Saturdays but so far it feels like they are jerking me around.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:39 pm to NoHoTiger
Hey No Ho...
You really said this???
[img]Hey Skillet: Darth is sexy and chicks dig him. - NoHoTiger 9/18/17[/img]
You really said this???
[img]Hey Skillet: Darth is sexy and chicks dig him. - NoHoTiger 9/18/17[/img]
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:40 pm to NoHoTiger
squirting vids are my downfall/fetish...to see a chick uncontrollably pee pee'ing at the height of orgasm is vv sex-citing.
jmcs
jmcs
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:40 pm to StealthCalais11
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$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do you still take the million?
Absolutely not, i put in some work on “sick” days during middle and high school that would be a nice starting salary to start me off before going full commission.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:42 pm to Count Chocula
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Hey No Ho...
You really said this???
Yes she did. I’m rather dashing.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:43 pm to Skillet
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squirting vids are my downfall/fetish...to see a chick uncontrollably pee pee'ing at the height of orgasm is vv sex-citing.
I don’t ever want to see you saying a thing about me liking feet.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:44 pm to Skillet
This dude....
I am having a tuna and egg sandwich.
I am having a tuna and egg sandwich.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:45 pm to Darth_Vader
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I’m rather dashing.
no you're not...you irl look ew, dirty & smelly
proof
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:45 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:But the pic you recently published says otherwise
Yes she did. I’m rather dashing.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:48 pm to LCA131
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LCA131
You're a devout Catholic right....Just so you know God Made You This Way, it's ok...the Pope said so
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:48 pm to Skillet
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squirting vids are my downfall/fetish...to see a chick uncontrollably pee pee'ing at the height of orgasm is vv sex-citing.
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