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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:00 pm to TH03
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:00 pm to TH03
Jerk off. That's 109k jerking off 3x a day 365 days a year.
It doesn't say to completion.
You could just jerk off 10x a day as prep for the wife. Just fluffing all day.
Saving for a big purchase would be iinteresting.
It doesn't say to completion.
You could just jerk off 10x a day as prep for the wife. Just fluffing all day.
Saving for a big purchase would be iinteresting.
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:00 pm to StealthCalais11
10,000 times?? That is a lot of masturbating for that amount of money.
If I masturbate 3 times a day, everyday, that would still take me 9 years to accumulate $1,000,000.
Give me the lump sum.
If I masturbate 3 times a day, everyday, that would still take me 9 years to accumulate $1,000,000.
Give me the lump sum.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:00 pm to StealthCalais11
I got a head start and already earned $300 today
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:00 pm to Count Chocula
patiently waiting for the female posters to reply. do you have to climax to cash in on the $100? the female orgasm is a myth from what i have been told...
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:02 pm to Pecker
quote:
I haven't beat off in like 2 months.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:03 pm to X123F45
Take 100 for life, I’d prefer to have a steady income
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:04 pm to StealthCalais11
So the million is a lump sum. Is the $100 taxed?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:04 pm to Winston Cup
***Update.
Iopsided choices as expected. Let's change it up
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do you still take the million?
Iopsided choices as expected. Let's change it up
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do you still take the million?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:06 pm to StealthCalais11
Stealth, I gotta hand it to ya, you must have beat your head against the wall to come up with this one.
I had a fish sandwich for lunch.
I'll choose to stay out of this lunch thread.
I had a fish sandwich for lunch.
I'll choose to stay out of this lunch thread.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:07 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
My wealth would rival Trumps.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:07 pm to StealthCalais11
Why are you eating popcorn and watching me jerk it?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:07 pm to LCA131
quote:
I'll choose to stay out of this lunch thread.
The sticky floors are a bit much.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:08 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
You owe me a little under 2.5 million dollars.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:09 pm to LZ83
quote:
Why are you eating popcorn and watching me jerk it?
What, you don't?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:09 pm to StealthCalais11
Post this dumb scenario in your own thread
This is for lunch only
Grilled steak salad. And yes I grilled the steak
This is for lunch only
Grilled steak salad. And yes I grilled the steak
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:10 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do you still take the million?
Ooh, that's a good one. 12 and 13 year old me certainly was saving for the future.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:10 pm to Paige
no
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:11 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
you still take the million?
No I'm a multimillionaire.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:14 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
$100 every time you masturbate for the rest of your life, plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
Do we also get $100 for other people we have jerked off?
My lunch... fried hog testicles
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:14 pm to StealthCalais11
You guys forgot something important. Lapdances at strip clubs.
Can I get my dick to shoot singles?
Can I get my dick to shoot singles?
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