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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:49 pm to
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no you're not...you irl look ew, dirty & smelly


NoHo disagrees with you so suck it.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:50 pm to
You look like a hipster that accidentally got indoctrinated into a biker gang
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:50 pm to
A hipster?

I’m about as far from a hipster as you can get.
Posted by BillBrosky
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:51 pm to
Left over popeyes
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:52 pm to
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You look like a hipster that accidentally got indoctrinated into a biker gang



nailed it..
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:53 pm to
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NoHo disagrees with you so suck it.



no darth, you're vv ugly....noho is like 80 years old...she thinks a cadaver in a casket at a funeral home looks hot...her fave smell is embalming fluid and her fave game is trying to remember what happened 2 minutes ago.
Posted by BillBrosky
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:53 pm to
thread is starting to take an ominous turn..
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:54 pm to
Don’t be bitter, Mr. Golden Showers.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:54 pm to
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thread is starting to take an ominous turn..


Life is a circle
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:55 pm to
Hey all, water and gummy bears. I didn't drink any wine last night, so I need sugar.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:56 pm to
Love me some gummies. They’ve got some in the break room candy machine with a little fruit juice in the middle of each one. Love those things.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 12:57 pm
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:56 pm to
hey liz, you once said you'd pee on me, right? i'm ready.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:56 pm to
The Lunch Thread committee will have to have a special meeting about this thread.

It would take someone to masturbate 10,000 times before they get $1M. If you are masturbating an average of one time a day, that will take you 27 years. So it would take you 27 years to start making more than you would get upfront. In 20 years, $1M isn't going to be worth as much as it is today. Plus, you don't know what will happen that could prevent you from jerking off for long periods of time so take the guaranteed money. You can invest it in something for awhile.. Even if you get 2% a year on $1M.. Well.. Am I really thinking out this stupid shite?
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:57 pm to
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The Lunch Thread committee will have to have a special meeting about this thread.

It would take someone to masturbate 10,000 times before they get $1M. If you are masturbating an average of one time a day, that will take you 27 years. So it would take you 27 years to start making more than you would get upfront. In 20 years, $1M isn't going to be worth as much as it is today. Plus, you don't know what will happen that could prevent you from jerking off for long periods of time so take the guaranteed money. You can invest it in something for awhile.. Even if you get 2% a year on $1M.. Well.. Am I really thinking out this stupid shite?



You’ve obviously put a lot of thought in dudes beating off.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:59 pm to
a golden skillet (lol)

This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 1:01 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:00 pm to
Skilly, not sure if I said that, but if you got stung by a jellyfish or had a lot of visqueen, wth
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:01 pm to
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Skilly, not sure if I said that, but if you got stung by a jellyfish or had a lot of visqueen, wth


Skillet’s gonna read this then go to the bathroom and earn $100.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:02 pm to
Ok if we watch?
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:02 pm to
You're late to the convo; we're talking about Darth looking like a Hipster, not jerking off anymore. Get with the times.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113916 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 1:02 pm to
Skillet, you got stung by a jellyfish? You need someone to piss on you?
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