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Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:28 am
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5863 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:28 am
Old baw was kayaking and a rattlesnake fell out of a tree into his kayak

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Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11593 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:32 am to
If that happened to me you would've witnesses the first baw to walk on water.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20598 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:33 am to
Sounds like his friend should actually caught the snake? I'd call Bs on it being a rattlesnake that fell out of a tree otherwise, first I've heard of them climbing trees. On a river, it would most likely be a moccasin.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:43 am to
Well that would explain why it fell. Probably climbed on a tree that sits at an angle and crawled out over the water unknowingly, then just crawled off thinking it was over ground..
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32028 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:43 am to
rattlesnakes dont climb trees
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11276 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:44 am to
I would die. JFC.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1462 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

On a river, it would most likely be a moccasin

Nah, you know a moccasin would have also bitten his buddy 12 times, bit a hole in the kayak, thus sinking it, would have chased the ambulance all the way to the hospital, bit some nurse and then killed the helicopter pilot.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8531 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:56 am to
I am surprised the news media used the term “fell”. Some people think snakes “jump” out of trees. Snakes can’t jump. I would not want a rattler or moccasin to fall or jump on me. .
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18179 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:59 am to
This is basically how one of my employee's wife got bit by a moccasin the 2nd time. Small 2 person jon boat instead of a 'yak.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120604 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:00 am to
Damn, pretty rare to die from that when the bite is in an extremity
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Nah, you know a moccasin would have also bitten his buddy 12 times, bit a hole in the kayak, thus sinking it, would have chased the ambulance all the way to the hospital, bit some nurse and then killed the helicopter pilot.


Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68442 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:05 am to
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5863 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:07 am to
That was exactly what I thought. I know moccasins climb in trees but I have never heard or seen a rattlesnake in a tree. I have seen moccasins in trees while fishing
Posted by 995webmaster
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3780 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:12 am to
Something similar happened to my dad and his cousins. They were fishing in a small open boat on some river in Tennessee, when, from the trees overhead a copperhead dropped into the boat. When they tell the story, they were all cool as cucumbers; one of them reached down with the tip of his fishing pole and flipped the snake into the water. But what are they going to say?
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:13 am to
They don't often climb trees, but on another forum, someone said there's been a lot of rain/flooding in that area recently so they might climb to avoid the floodwaters.

Also from that same snakebite forum, it was reported that he was bit in the torso and the hand, and someone quoted this:
quote:

Take it for what it's worth, as I'm quoting someone who is quoting someone: " the man that was bit is my baby brother. We go down this river every year for 4 days of camping and kayaking. He was bit 3 times total and it was because he tried to catch the snake( I know ,not a good idea) but he then kept it in his hand and kayaked another 10 mins or so down river to the closet house where people lived then we called 911 and he was swelling up very bad very fast and they rushed him in and got him stable over night then flew him to Charleston where he's expected to make a full recovery so hopefully he will learn a valuable lesson and not try this again next year when we return"
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:14 am to
quote:

you would've witnesses the first baw to walk on water.




You saying Jesus wasnt a baw?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79418 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:25 am to
My wife didn't believe me when I told her like 90% of venomous snake bites are from people fricking around trying to pick up snakes. Now she's in the habit of reading all the news stories, and that fact pattern is in almost every single story.

Dude in Alabama picked up a coral snake recently and got tagged.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3555 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

he then kept it in his hand and kayaked another 10 mins or so down river to the closet house where people lived


I'm sure they appreciated that. "Excuse me sir, do you see this pissed of rattlesnake right here? He just bit me 3 times and I'm in need of some medical assistance. May we come in and use your phone?"
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57485 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

90% of venomous snake bites are from people fricking around trying to pick up snakes.

I'd be in the 10% that would get bit without messing with the snake.

I was floating the river once in high school and some jackass picked up harmless water snake and threw it at me. I about had a heart attack.

Ugh, I hate snakes.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30811 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:35 am to
quote:

I'd call Bs on it being a rattlesnake that fell out of a tree otherwise, first I've heard of them climbing trees. On a river, it would most likely be a moccasi


this but cane brake/timber rattlers are pretty at home near water. The only time I have seen venomous snakes UP in trees is during a flood....

something does not add up with this.
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