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Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:06 pm to Crawdaddy
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Why the frick would you dirty a bowl? Make the sammich and if the need place it on a paper towel.
I didn't believe it either. I called and asked her and she said it was true. I just chuckled and said ok.
I may have solved at least part of the issue as to why the kitchen is destroyed after she cooks and just normal cleanup after I cook. Blows my mind.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:06 pm to IAmNERD
Why would anyone on God’s green earth pick to eat a PB&J when they could have had Chick-Fil-A?
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:08 pm to IAmNERD
Why the hell would you dirty up a clean bowl when it’s not necessary? FFS why not just put the whole sandwich in a blender and spoon feed it to your kid?
This post was edited on 4/30/18 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:09 pm to starsandstripes
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Your wife is weird.
She's a typical woman I guess. Pretty smart but then pulls shite like this and makes me wonder about some of her thought processes sometimes.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:10 pm to IAmNERD
Method B
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:11 pm to IAmNERD
All the responses have just reaffirmed that most women have zero common sense. Thanks guys 
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:11 pm to IAmNERD
Well, maybe she has a good reason for it. Does your son like it with the PB and J all mixed up like that?
My kindergartener helps me make scrambled eggs sometimes and likes to mix one egg at a time. Is that kinda what’s going on here?
My kindergartener helps me make scrambled eggs sometimes and likes to mix one egg at a time. Is that kinda what’s going on here?
This post was edited on 4/30/18 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:11 pm to IAmNERD
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Method B: Mix PB&J in a bowl, then spread on the bread
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mommy uses method B.
At what point did you realize that you married a woman with Down Syndrome?
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:15 pm to IAmNERD
Neither method. Here's my go-to:
1. Put 3 slices of bread in the toaster and toast them up.
2. Put a generous amount of peanut butter on 2 of the slices and spread it around.
3. Put jelly on both sides of the 3rd slice, and make this the middle piece of the PB&J toasted sandwich.
4. Enjoy.
1. Put 3 slices of bread in the toaster and toast them up.
2. Put a generous amount of peanut butter on 2 of the slices and spread it around.
3. Put jelly on both sides of the 3rd slice, and make this the middle piece of the PB&J toasted sandwich.
4. Enjoy.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:17 pm to StupidBinder
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Does your son like it with the PB and J all mixed up like that?
I'm sure he does, but he also likes it made the normal way. He is 3. I don't think he has that quite sophisticated of a pallet yet.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:18 pm to IAmNERD
Your son is mental if he chose a PB&J over Chick-fil-A. Probably got it from his mental mom since she makes them that way
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:18 pm to IAmNERD
Method A,then throw some potato chips on there and smash it down.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:18 pm to IAmNERD
Gotcha. Just trying my best to see both sides of this 
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:19 pm to Pelican fan99
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our son is mental if he chose a PB&J over Chick
He's 3 man.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:20 pm to IAmNERD
Spread peanut butter on one slice.
Use squirt bottle for my jelly and make a "W/M" (somewhat liberal, but just right)
Put plain slice on top.
*If I have home made jelly from my Granny, I'll knife it out of the Mason Jar on to the PB (not spreading though).
Use squirt bottle for my jelly and make a "W/M" (somewhat liberal, but just right)
Put plain slice on top.
*If I have home made jelly from my Granny, I'll knife it out of the Mason Jar on to the PB (not spreading though).
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:20 pm to IAmNERD
Method A is quicker but method B is inarguably better
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:21 pm to IAmNERD
A
B is only to be used if you're making a large number of sandwiches at once. I can understand why your son would think B is correct because he's probably watched his mommy use B to make sandwiches for all of the kids lunches at the same time. B is more efficient and avoids cross-contamination when making 3 or more sandwiches. A is vastly superior for making one or two sandwiches as it doesn't necessitate dirtying up another bowl.
B is only to be used if you're making a large number of sandwiches at once. I can understand why your son would think B is correct because he's probably watched his mommy use B to make sandwiches for all of the kids lunches at the same time. B is more efficient and avoids cross-contamination when making 3 or more sandwiches. A is vastly superior for making one or two sandwiches as it doesn't necessitate dirtying up another bowl.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:22 pm to Morty
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I assume you just made up B because that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
People who spread both on one piece of bread also suck
I've never seen pb&j done that way but my wife does rub the mayo and mustard slices together before she finishes my sammich. It does sort of even the flavor profile out a bit.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:23 pm to Civildawg
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I spread peanut butter on both slices and top one side with jelly
I was going to make a point on how choice of side for PB or J could make a difference, but this got solved quick here.
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