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Does anyone know the story on Jehovah witnesses
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:41 am
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:41 am
These jokers are always at my door!
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Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:42 am to thomasbrown_2007
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These jokers are always at my door!
If they start telling jokes then I'm answering the door. I'd prefer dirty or racist jokes.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:42 am to thomasbrown_2007
Answer the door naked and tell them you want to talk about the lord.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:44 am to thomasbrown_2007
The scam is they have to meet a door knocking quota in order to get into heaven. Sounds like a joke, but it isn't.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:44 am to fr33manator
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Answer the door naked and tell them you want to talk about the lord.
Last time they came to my house I answered in just my boxers, breathing heavy, and they just stared and were like "Would you like to know the truth?" so I told them the truth is that my girlfriend and I were fricking when they rang the doorbell and that I was in a hurry because my wife was on her way home. They quickly walked away.
When they left I walked back to the bedroom and finished sipping my coffee with my wife. We had a good laugh.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:46 am to thomasbrown_2007
They just want to know if you have a few minutes to talk about the lord.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:46 am to TheHarahanian
Holy crap lmao smh
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:47 am to whit
Makes sense, it just alarms me. When they just show up unannounced.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:48 am to thomasbrown_2007
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These jokers are always at my door!
They're persistent, I'll give them that.
Pro tip: They make their rounds on Wednesdays and Saturdays, so you only have to hide two days a week.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:48 am to thomasbrown_2007
They used to come by my house about once a month.
Aussie Shepherd runs to door and hits the Lexan (she broke the stained glass out) full speed while growling (letting them know you aren't coming into her house without permission).
No more Jehovah visits.
Aussie Shepherd runs to door and hits the Lexan (she broke the stained glass out) full speed while growling (letting them know you aren't coming into her house without permission).
No more Jehovah visits.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:49 am to thomasbrown_2007
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These jokers are always at my door!
If only there was a way to communicate with them to get this story...
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:49 am to thomasbrown_2007
When I see them coming I quickly change into a costume of Jesus... flowing robes and beard with long hair... then I answer the door and look at them up and down, then straight in the eyes and say "I hear you've been talking about me!"
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:50 am to thomasbrown_2007
They don't believe in birthdays or presents.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:53 am to TheHarahanian
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a door knocking quota
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:55 am to DevilDagNS
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They don't believe in birthdays or presents.
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 9:56 am
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:55 am to thomasbrown_2007
I lived across the street from a JW church when I was young. Every week this super fine young lady by the name of Rachel would come by and read me Bible stories and I'd deal with it because she was fricking gorgeous. Legit one of the two or three prettiest gals I ever saw. I love you Rachel.
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 9:56 am
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:57 am to TheHarahanian
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The scam is they have to meet a door knocking quota in order to get into heaven. Sounds like a joke, but it isn't.
But they don't really want to convert you. They believe only 144,000 will be saved, so anybody new is competition for a slot. I have them coming by on the reg, but they usually just leave a tract by the door. Most of the time they don't even knock.
ETA: Two of them work in the same building as I do, but not in my office, a white guy and a black woman. They seem alright based on my very limited interaction with them, but I've heard they stick together against the rest of the people they work with.
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 9:59 am
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:57 am to thomasbrown_2007
Put a note or sign over your doorbell saying you have a baby sleeping. I haven’t had a solicitor in years.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:58 am to messyjesse
There's a really amazing short film on the webz with that exact premise...its a tad bit graphic, however.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 9:59 am to Jim Rockford
They believe only a 144,000 are going to heaven??? I know it has to be more of them than that.
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