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Craziest thing your wife/GF has made you do?

Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:54 pm
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40309 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:54 pm
Mine just made me spend three hours at Nebraska Furniture Mart to find two fricking pillows!!

I did buy a whole Magnolia Bedroom set and a Tempurpedic Hybrid Supreme Breeze after though
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 3:55 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55533 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:56 pm to
I dated a mortician for a while and she made me watch her do the prep work for a body. I don't think that was legal but I sure as shite wasn't going to tell that crazy broad that I was uncomfortable. I done seen what she could do with a knife.
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
24231 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:56 pm to
I had to move a bunch of chairs, stools, and place settings so she could take an Instagram picture of a homemade dinner. It was a moment.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22751 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:56 pm to
shite on her chest
Posted by Navajo61490
Baton rouge
Member since Dec 2011
6717 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39640 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

I dated a mortician for a while


The "How was work?" chats should have been good.

"Quiet"
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7325 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:00 pm to
My side chick wanted me to frick her brains out while she sent her husband to Nebraska Furniture Mart.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55533 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:01 pm to
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The "How was work?" chats should have been good.



"I had to prepare a toddler today. It was interesting, I've never worked on a child before."



ETA: But she had an arse that my more melanin proficient brethren would have been proud of. Basically the only saving grace, and I'm ashamed I dealt with the craziness just so I could bury my face between those cheeks.
This post was edited on 4/14/18 at 4:03 pm
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16673 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

did buy a whole Magnolia Bedroom set and a Tempurpedic Hybrid Supreme Breeze after though




Could have just started with this. We know this is what this thread was really about
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63794 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:06 pm to
PIIMB. :(
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:33 pm to
We went away for the week for a work/vacation. I stayed in the hotel by day and rock and shell collected during the days while he worked. I put them in 2 totes.

When we left i asked him to put my rocks in the truck for me. He almost died when he was they were about 50lbs each. I felt so bad but I have a serious rock collecting obsession, lol.

Poor dude has a lifetime ahead of him toting rocks for me but i do make it worth his while.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40309 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:34 pm to
Must be someone else’s wife your banging because me and the SO are not married
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

I did buy a whole Magnolia Bedroom set and a Tempurpedic Hybrid Supreme Breeze after though



How does dick taste by chance? Is it as salty as it smells?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40309 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 4:48 pm to
Look baw, just because I enjoy a good nights sleep doesn’t mean I have to sleep on hay in the barn like half of Tennessee does
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22214 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 5:39 pm to
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How does dick taste by chance? Is it as salty as it smells?


Exactly how many dicks have you smelled?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16279 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 5:44 pm to
Girl I dated as a senior in college had a “thing” for having sex outside in the woods. She would always want to climb up to the top of these rocks above a common hiking trail and have rear entry sex while she looked over and watched people hike by.

I thought it was kinda fun the first time or two but she wanted to do it there ALL the time (daily) and it just seemed weird to me. (She did have red hair and the crazy eyes).
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 5:45 pm to
As a matter of principle I don't allow women to "make" me do anything.

I'm open to barter though.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 5:58 pm to
Foursome with her sister and best friend
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136903 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

thought it was kinda fun the first time or two but she wanted to do it there ALL the time (daily) and it just seemed weird to me. (She did have red hair and the crazy eyes).
callmerougie@gmail.com

Send her contact info
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 4/14/18 at 6:20 pm to
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He almost died when he was they were about 50lbs each.


A whole 50 lbs ?!?!?

Quite the strapping man you have.
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